how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

when its taken you 10 mins to write the title ti this thread?

whats you r tale tell sign>
checking your texts the next day or looking at who youve woken up next to?
xxx

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

Not sure how you know when. But you can always tell when you have been - waking up with your trousers around your ankles, bruises in inexplicable and unlikely places, the faint smell of sick and some clammy bodies that look like extras from "Night of the Killer Zombies". Ah. La vie est belle.

Tip of the day, KK. Drink'n'post is never a smart plan...

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

I start posting in Moving Back To The UK.

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

I know I'm ratarsed when I wake up next to Kittycat..........

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

Don't you mean she is ratarsed?

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

Oi Dean- that's not very nice :frown: :thumbdown:

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

SYB- good tip- I also think mobile phones should have breathalyzers on them; if you're over the limit no calls or texts allowed! hangs head in shame...

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

after i have had 2 pints.

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

When my speech goes (after about 3 pints) and I stall talking rubbish (after 3 and a half pints, but sometimes before I have been drinking)

Actually that is when I am going into the drunk phase.

Ratarsed is another few levels above this. It's a long time since I was there.

I don't like to recall the days of being ratarsed as it makes me hang my head in shame.

I guess I no longer have a motive for getting ratarsed, but lots of motives for staying sober. So I don't do it.

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

When my speech goes (after about 3 pints) and I start talking rubbish (after 3 and a half pints, but sometimes before I have been drinking)

Actually that is when I am going into the drunk phase.

Ratarsed is another few levels above this. It's a long time since I was there.

I don't like to recall the days of being ratarsed as it makes me hang my head in shame.

I guess I no longer have a motive for getting ratarsed, but lots of motives for staying sober. So I don't do it.

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

same here, not been ratarsed for a long time..too much to do that required sobriety and non-hangover days!!

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

when it gets to about 2am usually....

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

Ah. You're an expat scene neophyte. Don't worry. You'll learn...

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

If you know you are rat-arsed you're probably not really rat-arsed.

You only know about it past tense...usually after waking up on the roof of your car with your keys up your arse.

N.

Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
 

I have about a 3 hour time gap missing from Friday night- been filled in on a bit of it but then decided I didn't want to hear anymore! But, apparently I wasn't rude to anyone which makes a change!