how do you know when your ratarsed?
Jan 16th 2011, 8:54 am
#17
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Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
my last really bad effort had me walking around in some old ladies house (it was next door to where I was staying), the key was in the door, so I went in, started to feel like the place was strange, looked at a few family photos, didnt recognise anyone, then some little old lady in her nightgown piped up to ask me who was I and what did I want.
then proceeded to give directions to where i should be staying, fair play to her
of course had a few of the waking up with a wildebeest in the bed beside me moments also
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Last edited by weasel central; Jan 16th 2011 at 8:58 am. Reason: seems english is becoming a foreign language to me
Jan 18th 2011, 12:52 pm
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Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
well that was a particularily wild night if that happened.
my last really bad effort had me walking around in some old ladies house (it was next door to where I was staying), the key was in the door, so I went in, started to feel like the place was strange, looked at a few family photos, didnt recognise anyone, then some little old lady in her nightgown piped up to ask me who was I and what did I want.
then proceeded to give directions to where i should be staying, fair play to her
of course had a few of the waking up with a wildebeest in the bed beside me moments also =
my last really bad effort had me walking around in some old ladies house (it was next door to where I was staying), the key was in the door, so I went in, started to feel like the place was strange, looked at a few family photos, didnt recognise anyone, then some little old lady in her nightgown piped up to ask me who was I and what did I want.
then proceeded to give directions to where i should be staying, fair play to her
of course had a few of the waking up with a wildebeest in the bed beside me moments also
=
Jan 19th 2011, 12:53 pm
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Jan 21st 2011, 2:29 pm
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Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
When my hands and knees have gravel rash from falling over, I wake up not knowing where I am, I can't pull my knickers back up after going for a pee, I'm naked, I agree to almost anything, I've eaten a kebab!
Jan 21st 2011, 6:51 pm
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Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
Jan 22nd 2011, 7:48 am
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Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
So there is such a thing as a perfect woman! Busy next weekend?
Jan 22nd 2011, 12:15 pm
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Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
I once woke up with a bit of lettuce stuck to my back! I'm always reminded by the person whose kebab I've scoffed, because I don't like them I never buy them but other peoples taste ok
Jan 22nd 2011, 12:25 pm
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Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?
Hmmmm, combination of and not limited too........having to apologise to people the next day, people messaging me the next morning saying what the hell happened to you, wrong bed, 'Oh my god' recollections through out the day as it all comes back, unable to get rid of 'the spins' even with my foot flat on the floor.....which never works anyway, the urge to go out and do it all over again!
