View Poll Results: Do you use the hose?
Yes, and only the hose. It's been a enlightenment.
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9.09%
Yes, and paper. Old habits die hard.
7
63.64%
No way! I take security in tradition.
1
9.09%
That thing offends me.
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18.18%
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How clean is your ring?
Aug 10th 2012, 12:36 pm
#1
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How clean is your ring?
following on from the other thread about the use of the hose... do you?
Aug 10th 2012, 2:20 pm
#2
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Re: How clean is your ring?
I thought this thread was going to be about cleaning jewellery...
Aug 10th 2012, 2:26 pm
#3
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Re: How clean is your ring?
It's always amazed me that the locals can turn the shitter into something resembling a flood of Biblical proportions, yet emerge from the cubicle without a drop on their clothes
Aug 10th 2012, 2:51 pm
#4
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Re: How clean is your ring?
Hose and paper.
It's not that old habits die hard. It's that no matter how much I clean with the hose, there's always that little bit left that won't get cleaned up without the paper.
It's not that old habits die hard. It's that no matter how much I clean with the hose, there's always that little bit left that won't get cleaned up without the paper.
Aug 10th 2012, 3:39 pm
#5
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Re: How clean is your ring?
Paper has to be. Bum hose is for losers
Aug 10th 2012, 6:14 pm
#6
why ayeeeee man!
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Aug 10th 2012, 6:17 pm
#7
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Re: How clean is your ring?
Send it to TIO
Aug 11th 2012, 12:08 am
#8
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Re: How clean is your ring?
It took me a while and a lot of gin to discover this thread has something to do with hosiery and willies.
Nothing out of the ordinary for these forums but I do feel we should be talking about kebabs and immigration really.
N.
Nothing out of the ordinary for these forums but I do feel we should be talking about kebabs and immigration really.
N.
Aug 11th 2012, 6:02 am
#9
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Re: How clean is your ring?
we take ours to Cara at the diamond park. they do an annual clean for free.
I refuse to answer this thread seriously.
i use my hand.
I refuse to answer this thread seriously.
i use my hand.
Aug 11th 2012, 7:28 am
#10
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Re: How clean is your ring?
Toilet paper- a small amount- to dry the area.
Before eating, would you clean your hands with just tissue paper?
Or would you prefer water?
If tissue paper alone isn't enough to get outdoor germs (door handles, money, llama sweat) off your hands, how can it be good enough to get **** off your ****?
Before eating, would you clean your hands with just tissue paper?
Or would you prefer water?
If tissue paper alone isn't enough to get outdoor germs (door handles, money, llama sweat) off your hands, how can it be good enough to get **** off your ****?
Aug 11th 2012, 7:36 am
#11
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Re: How clean is your ring?
Even in the Army I carried toilet paper for when I needed to do what bears do in the wood. Military style obviously, 3 sheets, 1 for up, 1 for down and 1 to polish. Nothing has changed to this day, I find the hose disgusting and turn the tap off in the one I have at work...........
Aug 11th 2012, 9:30 am
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Re: How clean is your ring?
Even in the Army I carried toilet paper for when I needed to do what bears do in the wood. Military style obviously, 3 sheets, 1 for up, 1 for down and 1 to polish. Nothing has changed to this day, I find the hose disgusting and turn the tap off in the one I have at work...........
Aug 11th 2012, 8:22 pm
#13
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Re: How clean is your ring?
Yeah, coz public toilets are only dodgy here, right?
a public toilet is a public toilet. There are no puddles in the toilets in anyone's house though.
Anyway, stepping in a puddle never hurt anyone.
a public toilet is a public toilet. There are no puddles in the toilets in anyone's house though.
Anyway, stepping in a puddle never hurt anyone.
