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Old Nov 17th 2010, 8:25 am
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anything to do with poo, wee, vomit, dead animals, procreating animals (turkey baster), kids, and most definately not weasals old job >> vomits again<<

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Originally Posted by typical
One of my schoolfriends had a summer job picking the feet and beaks out of the pureed chicken, at a food processing factory. Ew.
That turns my stomach just thinking about it.
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Old Nov 17th 2010, 9:11 am
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Originally Posted by kittycat1
anything to do with poo, wee, vomit, dead animals, procreating animals (turkey baster), kids, and most definately not weasals old job >> vomits again<<
ha jesus it was almost 20 years ago now I am over the trauma. mind you something else horrific about it has just come to mind ..should i share?

my no go job would be anything involving male prostitution! for either women or male clients i might add.
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Originally Posted by weasel central
my no go job would be anything involving male prostitution! for either women or male clients i might add.
Really? Even a high-class male-prostitute-only-for-women pimp? Think I could handle that.
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
Really? Even a high-class male-prostitute-only-for-women pimp? Think I could handle that.
nah I couldn't do it, you know I am sure I have slept with some absolute horrors, some real mooses over the years but I was the initiator (and Gordons Gin) but in the cold light of day with the woman in charge so to speak..hmmm just couldn't do it. its not like supermodels are going to be using this service.

and that i cant do it surprises me
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hmm, 20 odd years ago I became vegetarian after watching an undercover documentary on abbatoirs... Weasal- was that you? >>gags<<

and actually wasn't Sophie Anderton charging 20K a pop?
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Originally Posted by kittycat1
hmm, 20 odd years ago I became vegetarian after watching an undercover documentary on abbatoirs... Weasal- was that you? >>gags<<

and actually wasn't Sophie Anderton charging 20K a pop?
i hope it was for more than a pop (singular)
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Old Nov 17th 2010, 10:05 am
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There was a job mentioned in the Kevin Smith cult classic "Clerks". Something about mopping up the jizz off the floor in porn-watching booths. They had a term for it, but I can't remember it.

Anyway, that's slightly less attractive than surveying quantities.
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
There was a job mentioned in the Kevin Smith cult classic "Clerks". Something about mopping up the jizz off the floor in porn-watching booths. They had a term for it, but I can't remember it.

Anyway, that's slightly less attractive than surveying quantities.
What's the difference? As far as I can recall most of my time as a QS was spent mopping up the mess wankers made.
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
What's the difference? As far as I can recall most of my time as a QS was spent mopping up the mess wankers made.
I'll be your straight man.
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
'Cept they never cleaned them...
ah, but if they had any brains they would have... they had to sit in them all day afterall.
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Originally Posted by Kim67
I always wanted to be a coroner, or work in funeral home. I loved Quincy when I was a kid and am very fond of black clothes and herses.
I did an aptitude test when I was still in school and was told I should become a mortician.

Anyway, moving along.

Jobs I'd never take.
The pope
PR guru
Marketing
Politician

I just want to be liked
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Norsk also, what sort of screwballl kid where you?

My aptitude test came back as teacher- yeah right, unless locking kids in cupboards is acceptable?
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