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MissDemeanor Nov 16th 2010 1:45 pm

How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 
Abattoir cleaner

Fish gutter in a tuna factory

One of those people who cleans the train tracks after someone jumps under a train.:eek:

commander Nov 16th 2010 1:47 pm

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 8985251)
Abattoir cleaner

Fish gutter in a tuna factory

One of those people who cleans the train tracks after someone jumps under a train.:eek:

what about the person who scrapes the parts from the train?:D

couldnt work with sick kids. i just couldnt leave work at the office..

Hello.Kitty Nov 16th 2010 1:50 pm

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 8985255)
what about the person who scrapes the parts from the train?:D

couldnt work with sick kids. i just couldnt leave work at the office..

working with children.

going back to "my worst job"... wankers.

telesales... actually, any hard selling. Well, I'd be so rubbish, I wouldn't get any money.

MissDemeanor Nov 16th 2010 1:51 pm

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 
Ooh, social worker.Thats enough to send you over the edge.

Blue Cat Nov 16th 2010 1:52 pm

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 
Funeral Directors?

Boomhauer Nov 17th 2010 1:45 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 
Any job where I have to clean restrooms,especially public ones.

Health care of people, specifically tending to their err incontinence.

Millhouse Nov 17th 2010 3:16 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 
any job in an old peoples home

Millhouse Nov 17th 2010 3:17 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 8985266)
Ooh, social worker.Thats enough to send you over the edge.

Mother Millhouse was one for a few years - it's a very thankless task.

Kim67 Nov 17th 2010 3:38 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8985267)
Funeral Directors?

I always wanted to be a coroner, or work in funeral home. I loved Quincy when I was a kid and am very fond of black clothes and herses.

Kim67 Nov 17th 2010 3:39 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 

Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 8986317)
Any job where I have to clean restrooms,especially public ones.

Health care of people, specifically tending to their err incontinence.

I agree, anything to do with cleaning up other peoples vomit and feces would be my worst nightmare.

Millhouse Nov 17th 2010 3:49 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 8986428)
I agree, anything to do with cleaning up other peoples vomit and feces would be my worst nightmare.

Did you ever go through Cairo airport (the old terminal?). The toilet cleaners there must have done something seriously wrong in a previous life.

Norm_uk Nov 17th 2010 6:07 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8985267)
Funeral Directors?

That would be a great job.

You'd never work long hours, would have few complains and the office would always be quiet even when you're busy.

Not to mention the money - they often fleece people in a time of weakness.

N.

Bahtatboy Nov 17th 2010 7:28 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 

Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8986434)
Did you ever go through Cairo airport (the old terminal?). The toilet cleaners there must have done something seriously wrong in a previous life.

'Cept they never cleaned them...

Bahtatboy Nov 17th 2010 7:29 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 
Steeplejack.

typical Nov 17th 2010 8:07 am

Re: How about "not for all the money in the world" jobs?!
 
One of my schoolfriends had a summer job picking the feet and beaks out of the pureed chicken, at a food processing factory. Ew.


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