Originally Posted by Autonomy

Mata Hari and The Dean got married. Conf gave MH away and Eva presided over the ceremony. Inse unicycled down SZR from Defense to Trade Centre for a bet. Spugsy was deported for trying to inseminate fruit in Spinneys. Blue Cat dyed pink. Eyeore admited he'd been wrong all along. Bob forgot to mention the wiki...

Nothing new...

Should you not be busy somewhere with sprockets and elbow grease. Someone has a race to win I thought...?

How is blighty ol' chap?