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Old Feb 3rd 2009, 6:01 am
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http://www.itv.com/lifestyle/thismorning/

click on the link and watch why Phil didn't get to work.

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you will have to tell me! I don't have a vpn?
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Old Feb 3rd 2009, 10:33 am
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http://www.itv.com/lifestyle/thismorning/

click on the link and watch why Phil didn't get to work.

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I think you mean Fern Britton............ the overweight former 1970s sex symbol.

Fearne (yes) Cotton is the gorgeous pouting minx who presents TOTP.

And I've just looked at that link............. what exactly was meant to be hilarious??
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I think you mean Fern Britton............ the overweight former 1970s sex symbol.

Fearne (yes) Cotton is the gorgeous pouting minx who presents TOTP.

And I've just looked at that link............. what exactly was meant to be hilarious??
Yeah wrong Fern

I haven't watched it yet, someone else forwarded it to me saying it was hilarious, have I been had?

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Yeah wrong Fern

I haven't watched it yet, someone else forwarded it to me saying it was hilarious, have I been had?

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I think you mean Fern Britton............ the overweight former 1970s sex symbol.
she's lost shedloads of weight now though...she had a gastric band thingie, denied it and said it was diet and exercise, but was exposed last year...

she looks good...

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I think you mean Fern Britton............ the overweight former 1970s sex symbol
Was she a sex symbol?
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Was she a sex symbol?
She 'symbolised' a certain sexual inclination, yes................
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she's lost shedloads of weight now though...she had a gastric band thingie, denied it and said it was diet and exercise, but was exposed last year...

she looks good...

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Private Eye did a vicious hatchet jobby on that.......... I'll post a link if I can find it.
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She 'symbolised' a certain sexual inclination, yes................
What, 'tubby lovers' or whatever the expression is?
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she's lost shedloads of weight now though...she had a gastric band thingie, denied it and said it was diet and exercise, but was exposed last year...

she looks good...

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not sure anyone would ever lie about a gastric band, you lose stone after stone, like anne diamond did, the little porky pig....
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not sure anyone would ever lie about a gastric band, you lose stone after stone, like anne diamond did, the little porky pig....
Y'know, it really pissed me off the way she fooled everyone into thinking she had lost all the weight by eating ryvitas. Lying cow...
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not sure anyone would ever lie about a gastric band, you lose stone after stone, like anne diamond did, the little porky pig....
well she did, honest... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ight-loss.html

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Y'know, it really pissed me off the way she fooled everyone into thinking she had lost all the weight by eating ryvitas. Lying cow...
aye, ryvita, gravy and chips....
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no pet lamb, I mean why lie about it as you drop half a stone a week for months? It's OBVIOUS you've had a gastric band.
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