Boomhauer

Throw some eyeliner on Sharkie and toss him amongst some good ole boys down South

I noticed from online pics that eyeliner seems to be a custom amongst some Afghan men, and I am not talking about gay men, just regular guys.

scrubbedexpat141

True. I wouldn't tap anyone because I wouldn't want someone else to touch me. Dirty peasants.

redShark

and my impression of you, Mr. Irishwaspskeeper is similar to the guy in this story:

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redShark

I know for a fact that in the army, those newly recruited cadets who are softy-softy get badly bullied by the old colleagues in a manner similar to that you’ve mentioned. Ring a bell???

redShark

Interesting you mentioned that. I actually do watch TV soaps quite on regular basis but not for entertainment purposes, rather for educational. TV soaps For me are some kind of a window into the state of the morality of the societies they are set in. East Enders, for example, is my favorite source of information as to the trend in people’s values back home. Not forget to mention, off course, Jerry Springer show was my valuable source of information about the people on the other side of the ocean

scrubbedexpat141

Where do you live at the moment?

What do you do for a job?

Irishbeekeeper

Oh gawd I just had this mental image of this faceless man in drag with high heels and mascara running being tazed again and again by the boys in blue (fat!) and a bunch of people (fat!) standing around making videos with their mobiles!

That eyeliner that you saw is this mate : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohl_(cosmetics)

Different names for it. Its a cultural thing, not just afghans use it though. The Egyptians first used it I think. We call it Surma in our part of the world and I used it once and it BURNS!

Watches Sex and the City AND reads the Daily Fail!?? ha! I bet you just love Cher dont you?
You WOULD be a hit cupcake!
and whats wrong with a guy going out on a stag night? btw is that really his wife? wow! he dun good!
Thats the main difference between you and I bozo, I dont judge people!

redShark

This custom of putting eyeliners is an age old one , it is like the eastern version of the habit of tattooing in the west, if you will. Speaking of which, are you tattooed by any chance? I know that ladies can be pretty imaginative (and dare I say daring) when it comes to tattooing,

norsk

I always wondered what your issue could be considering how much hate you have for the west and western society despite being part of it (sort of). Now I know!

If you are gullible enough to think that soaps reflect real life in any way shape or form you probably believe that xfactor isn't rigged too...

scrubbedexpat141

Where do you live at the moment?

What do you do for a job?

You might have answered the first one before, but I don't think so. I'm just curious by the way. You disappeared for a while and now are back.

redShark

If I still remember, you are the recruiter guy, ain't you? Well, your question tells me that business is not going particularly well with you mate, as you seem to be struggling filling the job vacancies that you have. I am afraid I wont be able to help you as my skills are no near match the ones you are looking for. However, if you happen to be head hunting for the following job titles then drop me an email :

- Philosopher
- Writer/Refiner of US state president speeches
- Trainer on women charming

DXBtoDOH

I see.

You're unemployed?

Boomhauer

No tattoos on me; I'm a rebel like that

scrubbedexpat141

Where do you live at the moment?

What do you do for a job?

You might have answered the first one before, but I don't think so. I'm just curious by the way. You disappeared for a while and now are back.

TGFKASE

I think Barasti pays him to goose hen nights....