Re: Having a Heart Attack
 

No, quite definitely Mistress - if you take the slightest advantage, she will cost you everything you own, including your self esteem and all your possessions.

Re: Having a Heart Attack
 

Here I lie in my hospital bed
Tell me, sister morphine, when are you coming round again?
Oh, I don't think I can wait that long
Oh, you see that Im not that strong

The scream of the ambulance is sounding in my ears
Tell me, sister morphine, how long have I been lying here?
What am I doing in this place?
Why does the doctor have no face?

Oh, I can't crawl across the floor
Ah, can't you see, sister morphine, Im trying to score

Well it just goes to show
Things are not what they seem
Please, sister morphine, turn my nightmares into dreams
Oh, can't you see Im fading fast?
And that this shot will be my last

Sweet cousin cocaine, lay your cool cool hand on my head
Ah, come on, sister morphine, you better make up my bed
Cause you know and I know in the morning I'll be dead
Yeah, and you can sit around, yeah and you can watch all the
Clean white sheets stained red.

(m. jagger/k. richards/m. faithfull)

:D

Re: Having a Heart Attack
 

Not sure what point you're trying to make, since what Snopes says about the "cough while having a heart attack" thing is 100% correct.

Re: Having a Heart Attack
 

No it isn't.