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Old Jan 8th 2014, 11:35 am
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http://britishexpats.com/articles/ua...und-hot-dudai/

Apparently this appallingly written piece is by a professional writer.

What a load of nonsense.
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Old Jan 8th 2014, 11:43 am
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Sorry I couldn't make it past this paragraph... I mean what?

Keep behind the wasteland for a different kind of spectacular experience. This Emirate is the only place relaxing on the Indian Ocean and providing outstanding possibilities of snorkeling, swimming and scuba diving. More amazing landscapes, Fujairah tumbles from the mountains of the Hajar Hills with the wonderful sundown colors.
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Old Jan 8th 2014, 11:45 am
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Good grief! What a load old hooey.
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Old Jan 8th 2014, 11:50 am
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Mine not see the problem for the reading of this great piece of most happiest celebration of the mighty UAE.
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"Jumeirah Seaside

Another preferred fascination is the Dubai Waterfall, which is actually a sequence of large water fountains near Dubai. The water motions are set of songs and smartly choreographed, developing a wonderful show, especially in the evening when they are lit from below. Appreciate a late-night treats or drink at one of the many bars and dining places that band Burj Khalifa Pond - sit back and take beautiful glimpses without paying a single penny.
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Apparently this person has 'four years experience of writing'. I take this to mean that he/she only learnt to write anything four years ago (and probably still uses a crayon)...
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Old Jan 8th 2014, 11:52 am
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"Jumeirah Seaside

Another preferred fascination is the Dubai Waterfall, which is actually a sequence of large water fountains near Dubai. The water motions are set of songs and smartly choreographed, developing a wonderful show, especially in the evening when they are lit from below. Appreciate a late-night treats or drink at one of the many bars and dining places that band Burj Khalifa Pond - sit back and take beautiful glimpses without paying a single penny.
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Does anyone have directions to the Dubai Waterfall, I'd love to see it?
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Old Jan 8th 2014, 12:03 pm
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This gives you an exact idea of what to expect....:P On oh so many levels.
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Old Jan 8th 2014, 12:42 pm
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You looks quite fit though.
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I blame the tutor: http://imgur.com/LAs7OEY (NSFW language for those insulted by the odd F-word)
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wow.
her linkedin isnt much better

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rc...wrBsJbPekINnpQ

neither is twitter
https://twitter.com/JavrOseEvaQueen

or these
http://goarticles.com/author/Javrose-Evaqueen/1387881/

or in fact these
http://www.articlesbase.com/authors/...aqueen/1552310

think the home page was just used as link bait, nice to see what a corporate interest does to a sites quality

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wow.
her linkedin isnt much better

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rc...wrBsJbPekINnpQ

neither is twitter
https://twitter.com/JavrOseEvaQueen

or these
http://goarticles.com/author/Javrose-Evaqueen/1387881/

or in fact these
http://www.articlesbase.com/authors/...aqueen/1552310

think the home page was just used as link bait, nice to see what a corporate interest does to a sites quality

Got some time on your hands this afternoon?

She has a massive 17 followers on Twitter I see.

Her linked in entry is really rather funny "I am Javrose and I am freelance content writer. My interests lie in writing too. My job is of a freelance content writer" but even better is that two people have endorsed her for English!

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Perhaps, in my opinion, this person is using the language to attract clients for their yacht and sailing business but im sure BE would check this before-hand
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I am Javrose and I am freelance content writer. My interests lie in writing too.
Writing and writing? Perhaps she'd like to take up a new hobby, writing?
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I have seen adverts by people like her offering English language "tutoring" for all "standards".
And they were taken up on it too.
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Got some time on your hands this afternoon?
funny story, except its not really.

Having spent the entire summer chasing a decent service for our ****ed ac's the landlord sent them round today, funnily enough the day after he sent the contract renewal.

They have now spent the last 6 hours destroying the villa and all the hard work the maid put in yesterday cleaning the place. As such i have had the whole day to waste in between convincing them that a hose from the garden jammed between the ceiling tiles isn't really the best way to clean the ac units even if its what they always do
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