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Meow Jan 8th 2014 11:35 am

Have you seen this in the home page?
 
http://britishexpats.com/articles/ua...und-hot-dudai/

Apparently this appallingly written piece is by a professional writer. :huh:

What a load of nonsense.

Autonomy Jan 8th 2014 11:43 am

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
Sorry I couldn't make it past this paragraph... I mean what?

Keep behind the wasteland for a different kind of spectacular experience. This Emirate is the only place relaxing on the Indian Ocean and providing outstanding possibilities of snorkeling, swimming and scuba diving. More amazing landscapes, Fujairah tumbles from the mountains of the Hajar Hills with the wonderful sundown colors.

OleJanx Jan 8th 2014 11:45 am

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
Good grief! What a load old hooey.

Dumbo Jan 8th 2014 11:50 am

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
Mine not see the problem for the reading of this great piece of most happiest celebration of the mighty UAE.

Meow Jan 8th 2014 11:50 am

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
"Jumeirah Seaside

Another preferred fascination is the Dubai Waterfall, which is actually a sequence of large water fountains near Dubai. The water motions are set of songs and smartly choreographed, developing a wonderful show, especially in the evening when they are lit from below. Appreciate a late-night treats or drink at one of the many bars and dining places that band Burj Khalifa Pond - sit back and take beautiful glimpses without paying a single penny.
"


Apparently this person has 'four years experience of writing'. I take this to mean that he/she only learnt to write anything four years ago (and probably still uses a crayon)...

NorthernLad Jan 8th 2014 11:52 am

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 11068598)
"Jumeirah Seaside

Another preferred fascination is the Dubai Waterfall, which is actually a sequence of large water fountains near Dubai. The water motions are set of songs and smartly choreographed, developing a wonderful show, especially in the evening when they are lit from below. Appreciate a late-night treats or drink at one of the many bars and dining places that band Burj Khalifa Pond - sit back and take beautiful glimpses without paying a single penny.
"

Does anyone have directions to the Dubai Waterfall, I'd love to see it?

Alexa Jan 8th 2014 12:03 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
This gives you an exact idea of what to expect....:P On oh so many levels. :rofl:

britexpat76 Jan 8th 2014 12:42 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
You looks quite fit though.

Beakersful Jan 8th 2014 12:56 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
I blame the tutor: http://imgur.com/LAs7OEY (NSFW language for those insulted by the odd F-word)

shiva Jan 8th 2014 12:56 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
wow.
her linkedin isnt much better

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rc...wrBsJbPekINnpQ

neither is twitter
https://twitter.com/JavrOseEvaQueen

or these
http://goarticles.com/author/Javrose-Evaqueen/1387881/

or in fact these
http://www.articlesbase.com/authors/...aqueen/1552310

think the home page was just used as link bait, nice to see what a corporate interest does to a sites quality

Meow Jan 8th 2014 1:03 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 11068694)
wow.
her linkedin isnt much better

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rc...wrBsJbPekINnpQ

neither is twitter
https://twitter.com/JavrOseEvaQueen

or these
http://goarticles.com/author/Javrose-Evaqueen/1387881/

or in fact these
http://www.articlesbase.com/authors/...aqueen/1552310

think the home page was just used as link bait, nice to see what a corporate interest does to a sites quality


Got some time on your hands this afternoon? :lol:

She has a massive 17 followers on Twitter I see.

Her linked in entry is really rather funny "I am Javrose and I am freelance content writer. My interests lie in writing too. My job is of a freelance content writer" but even better is that two people have endorsed her for English!

UKCityGent Jan 8th 2014 1:05 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
Perhaps, in my opinion, this person is using the language to attract clients for their yacht and sailing business but im sure BE would check this before-hand

Beakersful Jan 8th 2014 1:07 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 

I am Javrose and I am freelance content writer. My interests lie in writing too.
Writing and writing? Perhaps she'd like to take up a new hobby, writing?

Alexa Jan 8th 2014 1:15 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 
I have seen adverts by people like her offering English language "tutoring" for all "standards".
And they were taken up on it too.

shiva Jan 8th 2014 1:17 pm

Re: Have you seen this in the home page?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 11068700)
Got some time on your hands this afternoon? :lol:

funny story, except its not really.

Having spent the entire summer chasing a decent service for our ****ed ac's the landlord sent them round today, funnily enough the day after he sent the contract renewal.

They have now spent the last 6 hours destroying the villa and all the hard work the maid put in yesterday cleaning the place. As such i have had the whole day to waste in between convincing them that a hose from the garden jammed between the ceiling tiles isn't really the best way to clean the ac units even if its what they always do


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