The Dean

Apologies for my two-week absence but I have brought a note from my mum...........

Anyway, in thirty words or less, can someone give me a summary of what's been going on please?

Tks in adv.

nottmbantam

Welcome Back Dean old chap. Not missed anything other than a spectacular one all draw...

Been on hols / hospital / prison?

NorthernLad

The worlds economy is in meltdown.

But not in UAE, which is totally immune to these things. That is according to the parasites at Cityscape anyway.

Is UAE one word?

The Dean

Took the Deanlette up to univ for the first time............ luxury one-bedroom studio apartment with en-suite etc etc.......... bloody hell, it wasn't like that in the good old days............. in my halls, eight rooms shared ONE toilet and two baths..........

Went to see my Mum as well.............. 'who are you?' she said......... she had a cardio appointment that I went to with her - I'm something of an authority on that stuff, for obvious reasons..........

Yea saw the result............ why are your boys dropping home points?

The Dean

No no no............ what's been happening on The Bored??

Far more important than global financial armageddon.............

Meow

I'll take a guess.

Some bickering about sports, sniping at new posters, endless discussions of a pub quiz and a mass of flirting.

Same old, same old.

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The Dean

Wonderfully cynical..........

Accurate I'm sure, but cynical nevertheless.........

Meow

Harsh, but fair. That's me.



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The Dean

Actually, having quickly scanned through a few threads, I notice the discernible lack of flirting...........

Is this because everyone has by now already shagged everyone else, so it's not fun to flirt any more............??

Charismatic

Edited for accuracy.

We had a pet troll as well but the moderators took him off us .

Meow

Damn. I missed the troll.

Was it a good one?

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Charismatic

Bit average TBH, started a thread about natives 'knocking one out' under their attire while standing in the street which sealed his fate.

MataHari

yeah...I noticed that as well...no flirting at all lately...since Eyeore left really

nottmbantam

Yeah, twas like that last year when I took my step son to Leeds Uni. Student accommodation aint half gone up in the world. Also exploded through the roof in pricing - couldn't believe how expensive it was. Where has the boy ended up?

We were off to the flier as usual, but then get found out very early then struggle to re-coup any decent form. Might make the play offs.

Blue Cat

Welcome back The Dean. Been very quiet in here recently. Arbroath has gone missing!!! and Miss D and Scarlettfan have been really quiet too.