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How did you get on? I went to Ravis for dinner last night and fly posted Satwa. If LH is in hiding anywhere, it will be Satwa.

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Work-in-progress. The leaflets will go into printing soon. This is your opportunity to review and suggest any tweaks.

So far it reads,

‘M I S S I N G’

Fellow boredie (sic) and a Dear Friend LionHeart

Last seen on Jun 8th 2011, after being advised to turn off the keyboard, mouse and screen to fix a computer issue. There is a strong suspicion that the key reason behind his bonkers disappearance from the BE board would be that he doesn’t know how to turn it back on now.

A veteran of more than 7,000 posts on the British Expats discussion forum. Classed on the endangered species list for supreme grumpiness and penny-pinching. Famous for his ludicrous comments but categorically valued for his contribution to help all particularly Newbies to the region who are trying to find their feet on the Sand Pit.

Frequents: discount sushi bars, Satwa, Mogadishu Airways and an occasional visit to the Irish village for fine dining. If you see him, tell him British Expats bored (sic) members are sorry about the mistreatment and dearly want him to come back.

LionHeart If you are reading this: You well know that we are missing you and love you despite the fact that you are a miserable bastard. Stop being such a puff / drama queen / tart – don’t take the comments on the internet so seriously and please make a swift return to the Sand Pit.

Lots of love, kisses and hugs from Meow & MH and your pals on BE.

And you Sirmadam, Oi, yes you, stop reading this part just concentrate on the first 3 paragraphs and get on with finding him for us. Much appreciated

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Perfect, Sherri, perfect

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Thanks BB and Millhouse :thumbup:

The Final version is ready - see attached. This WILL be distributed, unless he shows up :D

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: I am sure he will be back, cap in hand
:)

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Brilliant.

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it's shit and cheap.... if that doesn't work......

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I hope so :)

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Had to ensure coordination with the personality in question.;)

Let’s hope it does work :fingerscrossed:

I am sure he has seen this and would make a swift return to tell us how fkn rude and stupid we are -come on then LH show us that you are alive and kicking!!

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Lets have the mods check his IP address, if he is browsing as a guest it will still show up logged here.:thumbup:

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well, if the 75% discount doesn't catch his eye, nothing will!

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Well?? Is he back???

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Is the Pope muslim????

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Think the Pope might be Jewish! - He used to be Cardinal Ratzinger!

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R.I.P LH