Goodbye Everybody
Jun 10th 2011, 11:09 am
#106
Forum Regular
Joined: Feb 2011
Location: Dubai ex Edinburgh
Posts: 279
Re: Goodbye Everybody
So far it reads,
‘M I S S I N G’
Fellow boredie (sic) and a Dear Friend LionHeart
Last seen on Jun 8th 2011, after being advised to turn off the keyboard, mouse and screen to fix a computer issue. There is a strong suspicion that the key reason behind his bonkers disappearance from the BE board would be that he doesn’t know how to turn it back on now.
A veteran of more than 7,000 posts on the British Expats discussion forum. Classed on the endangered species list for supreme grumpiness and penny-pinching. Famous for his ludicrous comments but categorically valued for his contribution to help all particularly Newbies to the region who are trying to find their feet on the Sand Pit.
Frequents: discount sushi bars, Satwa, Mogadishu Airways and an occasional visit to the Irish village for fine dining. If you see him, tell him British Expats bored (sic) members are sorry about the mistreatment and dearly want him to come back.
LionHeart If you are reading this: You well know that we are missing you and love you despite the fact that you are a miserable bastard. Stop being such a puff / drama queen / tart – don’t take the comments on the internet so seriously and please make a swift return to the Sand Pit.
Lots of love, kisses and hugs from Meow & MH and your pals on BE.
And you Sirmadam, Oi, yes you, stop reading this part just concentrate on the first 3 paragraphs and get on with finding him for us. Much appreciated
Last edited by sherri; Jun 10th 2011 at 11:44 am.
Jun 10th 2011, 12:36 pm
#107
Hit 16's
Joined: Mar 2010
Location: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
Posts: 13,112
Re: Goodbye Everybody
Perfect, Sherri, perfect
Jun 10th 2011, 4:24 pm
#109
Concierge
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 29,625
Re: Goodbye Everybody
I am sure he will be back, cap in hand
Jun 10th 2011, 5:34 pm
#110
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Jun 2008
Location: Abu Dhabi by body and Sydney by soul
Posts: 1,841
Re: Goodbye Everybody
Brilliant.
Jun 10th 2011, 10:55 pm
#111
Powered by cows
Joined: Jul 2004
Location: currently Dubai, ex UK
Posts: 4,582
Jun 11th 2011, 9:33 am
#113
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Joined: Feb 2011
Location: Dubai ex Edinburgh
Posts: 279
Re: Goodbye Everybody
Had to ensure coordination with the personality in question.
Let’s hope it does work
I am sure he has seen this and would make a swift return to tell us how fkn rude and stupid we are -come on then LH show us that you are alive and kicking!!
Let’s hope it does work
I am sure he has seen this and would make a swift return to tell us how fkn rude and stupid we are -come on then LH show us that you are alive and kicking!!
Last edited by sherri; Jun 11th 2011 at 10:13 am.
Jun 11th 2011, 12:29 pm
#114
Account Closed
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 754
Re: Goodbye Everybody
Lets have the mods check his IP address, if he is browsing as a guest it will still show up logged here.
Jun 11th 2011, 3:00 pm
#115
ex-expat
Joined: Nov 2008
Location: in front of my computer - in sunny Sussex!
Posts: 2,162
Re: Goodbye Everybody
well, if the 75% discount doesn't catch his eye, nothing will!
Jun 16th 2011, 3:00 am
#116
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 13,553
Re: Goodbye Everybody
Well?? Is he back???
Jun 16th 2011, 4:25 am
#117
Just Joined
Joined: May 2010
Location: DXB
Posts: 22
Re: Goodbye Everybody
Is the Pope muslim????
Jun 20th 2011, 8:54 pm
#119
Forum Regular
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Location: Dubai ex Edinburgh
Posts: 279
Re: Goodbye Everybody
R.I.P LH
Jun 20th 2011, 9:03 pm
#120
Forum Regular
Joined: Feb 2011
Location: Dubai ex Edinburgh
Posts: 279
Re: Goodbye Everybody
Do not be too disappointed folks, rumours are that god and/or macro-evolution has decided to reincarnate him, evidence attached
Last edited by sherri; Jun 20th 2011 at 9:11 pm. Reason: political correctness, considering the num of atheists on bored