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Kix May 14th 2013 12:46 am
Re: Golfers
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 10707451)
if you were any kind of friend you would just give me this :thumbsup:
Next time I see you on the roads....

mentalist May 14th 2013 12:47 am
Re: Golfers
 
Who in their right minds wants to play golf in this heat, let alone pay for the privilege? Do they deploy portable air-con units along the fairways/greens?

Kix May 14th 2013 12:51 am
Re: Golfers
 
Originally Posted by mentalist (Post 10707468)
Who in their right minds wants to play golf in this heat, let alone pay for the privilege? Do they deploy portable air-con units along the fairways/greens?
Isn't it floodlit on an evening?

scrubbedexpat141 May 14th 2013 12:55 am
Re: Golfers
 
Originally Posted by mentalist (Post 10707468)
Who in their right minds wants to play golf in this heat, let alone pay for the privilege? Do they deploy portable air-con units along the fairways/greens?
No, you just take half a man-up tablet at the start, put your hands in your pants (checking for both bollocks) and look in the mirror to ensure you've not got lipstick on.

Then they let you tee off.

Welivehere May 14th 2013 1:16 am
Re: Golfers
 
Originally Posted by mentalist (Post 10707468)
Who in their right minds wants to play golf in this heat, let alone pay for the privilege? Do they deploy portable air-con units along the fairways/greens?
Ahh Mental One you do make me smile. It's not that bad, Scamp has summed it up quite nicely....

scrubbedexpat141 May 14th 2013 1:19 am
Re: Golfers
 
Originally Posted by Welivehere (Post 10707515)
Ahh Mental One you do make me smile. It's not that bad, Scamp has summed it up quite nicely....
Nothing like teeing off at 48degrees, drinking gallons of water on the way round and still pissing orange stinky liquid, humidity making your glove so wet it makes drips come off your little finger and best of all; your sweat towel being drenched by the 4th.

Irishbeekeeper May 14th 2013 1:53 am
Re: Golfers
 
Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10707525)
Nothing like teeing off at 48degrees, drinking gallons of water on the way round and still pissing orange stinky liquid, humidity making your glove so wet it makes drips come off your little finger and best of all; your sweat towel being drenched by the 4th.
you missed the part where sweat runs down the crack of your a$$ and you wonder why on earth are you there anyway, 7 already played with 150 yards to go to the green on a par 5!!

ofcourse anyone who has ever played golf has seen this master piece and not cried and laughed at the same time at the truth and the irony this small, hairy beady eyed comic from the states managed to encompass in 5 minutes of monologue. I bleeping love robin williams!

Blue Cat May 14th 2013 5:31 pm
Re: Golfers
 
Originally Posted by mentalist (Post 10707468)
Who in their right minds wants to play golf in this heat, let alone pay for the privilege? Do they deploy portable air-con units along the fairways/greens?
I often wonder why you are still here in the UAE, all this bollocks about six months of the year you can't go out etc, it's getting tiresome

Blue Cat May 14th 2013 5:32 pm
Re: Golfers
 
Originally Posted by Kix (Post 10707467)
Next time I see you on the roads....
:rofl:


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