Jim Smith

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...y-holiday.html

kittycat1

and to think i worry about whether I should cover my shoulders when I go out!

ctfc

Hmmn tasty

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...24_306x491.jpg

Surely that's cheese wire rather than a bikini?

The spotty one's nice though.

Millhouse

You would have thought that when she had the spray tan done before coming out she would have had the nether regions painted a bit better.

... and I can't help wondering what the the bloke in the canoe is doing in one of the pictures. Is that Herve?

I'm also a bit worried about the kid that appears to have fallen down a hole - no one has noticed that he's face down in 12inches of water.

Millhouse

i'm 95% sure he has a semi in that picture. Fair play to him for keeping clam. I'd probably be done already if she got that close.

kittycat1

I think she may have worn the bikini before the one piece so hse haddodgy lines from the bikini. Its hard work getting your tan lines to match up with yall your swimwear you know!

lullabelle

That must be on the private beach at emirates palace? Surely? The corniche beach is jammed with locals. That display would have given some of them fits!

He's def got the horn. They'll have planned these pics for weeks but I bet he didn't include a semi in the original concept. I love all those "I'm just a happy man/woman cavorting in the sand, unaware of my beauty/fit bod/marital strife/semi-fredo/children eating sand/that gang of paps in the bushes" poses.

soukie

They look like a pair of mingers to me. Can you imagine any of the UAE papers printing these pictures?