Gis a Job!
 

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!


NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries

Re: Gis a Job!
 

i would love that to be true...but he sounds a bit too articulte for a maccy d's person...

MM, xx

Re: Gis a Job!
 

Very good point, MM.............

But he can spell, unlike some people.................:p;)

Re: Gis a Job!
 

lol, yeah, it was a typo, i know how to spell, honest...

MM, xx

Re: Gis a Job!
 

I should hope so, or else Im gonna have to start believing that 'Degree outta Xmas cracker' graffitti that Inse keeps writing in Aussie Legends bathroom is true................

Re: Gis a Job!
 

lol...nah, i promise i'll do better in future...

MM, xx

Re: Gis a Job!
 

How do these urban myths start?

Still funny though.

Re: Gis a Job!
 

:eek:How VERY dare you, sir....

Ill have you know that what I wrote was a joke, a gag, as you will, and I am convinced that MM DOES possess a degree and, within the week, will have confirmed said and posted on Snopes.com......

How VERY dare you..........

Re: Gis a Job!
 

The blonde with big ....
is correct
http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.asp



And here is the 1997 original
http://www.bulmash.com/04-10-97.html

Re: Gis a Job!
 

presume you're talking about my big smile ray, hahahaha...

MM, xx

Re: Gis a Job!
 

Of course ..what else ... I just missed the word

Re: Gis a Job!
 

Also, I don't think an American would say the best thing since sliced bread!

Re: Gis a Job!
 

Yuk ..Don't even go there