Girlfriends birthday...
Oct 26th 2011, 4:35 am
#61
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Re: Girlfriends birthday...
1. You're an idiot, not everybody wants the same gift as your 'wife'
2. Stop being an ignorant prick
3. Try to get rid of the chip on your shoulder, it's ****ing massive and seems to be causing you real issues.
4. You're welcome
Now, please, I've got some work to do and can't keep going back and forth making, no, helping you look stupid.
Oct 26th 2011, 4:36 am
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Re: Girlfriends birthday...
My advice: Don't marry her. She deserves better
Oct 26th 2011, 4:43 am
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Re: Girlfriends birthday...
Too late..I have 6 kids- 3 boys and 3 girls and the first two were girls so for about 8 years it was just me and 3 females in the house and if there's one thing I learned from that it's that girls don't like pictures of buildings for gifts..
Oct 26th 2011, 4:45 am
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Re: Girlfriends birthday...
You find that they're more receptive to a bag of sweets when you're driving slowly past schools?
Oct 26th 2011, 4:50 am
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I just can't see her excitedly telling her sisters or friends about the great picture you bought for her on her birthday. You gotta think about things like that "Scamp"
It's not good enough, don't embarass her
It's not good enough, don't embarass her
Oct 26th 2011, 4:56 am
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My father left when I was 5, not that it's your business but I have three older sisters, a mother and dad's new wife. 5 women can teach a lot. Especially for birthdays and xmas etc, slutty kecks will get you so far until the bird realises you're actually being a bit selfish, buying them for you to look at.
Oct 26th 2011, 8:45 am
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Re: Girlfriends birthday...
Right ENOUGH! FFS any more bitching and I'm going to bang your bloody heads together.
Oct 26th 2011, 10:24 am
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Re: Girlfriends birthday...
Are you American by any chance, charismatick?
Oct 26th 2011, 10:57 am
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Isn't it the annoying troll? Sounds like it...
Oct 26th 2011, 12:45 pm
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Re: Girlfriends birthday...
Sounds like a married couple to me (scamp and charismatick)
Does this mean i need to buy a wedding hat ?
Scamp: Will you be asking for advice on what to buy for charismatick in your new apartment lol
Does this mean i need to buy a wedding hat ?
Scamp: Will you be asking for advice on what to buy for charismatick in your new apartment lol
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