Spugsy

Coming for Q&A and England v Ukraine, gonna be ace.

I know he's tea total and we have to make sure he doesn't get back on the sauce but anyone fancy it?

(yes mods I am involved in bringing him over but is this advertising? I'm sure a lot of people would be interested)

Eva

Hmmm ....please tell him'Salmon Fishing in The Yemen' is mere fiction.

Kix

Have you just been to Oman?

Sandboy

ask him if he ever scored against Birtley U14s when he played for Redheugh

or did he go off crying about being kicked and his fatha threaten to come on and sort us out ?

scrubbedexpat141

I'll come as long as it's not a ****ing North East festival of twats.

When / Where?

Sandboy

you'll need a translator though

scrubbedexpat141

Nah, my Stepmum is from Newcastle and I get the jist of what she says.

co durham boy

Ahh come on mate that's not fair especially coming from a fella from Southampton . A place so dull it makes Grimsby look like fu**ing Bangkok

scrubbedexpat141

Don't get me wrong, Newcastle was quality and an awesome night out. I just put pissed Northerners up there with toff ***** from Windsor and Lebo perverts as the most annoying people to be surrounded by. Oh, and the French.

flares

...that Craig David took seven days on the bounce cooped up with his new Doris over going out and experiencing what's on offer

mentalist

Sorry mate but I'm not sure who would want to listen to Gazza speaking other than possibly a Geordie or reformed alcoholic. Still, good luck with the enterprise but do warn him about the oppressive heat and humidity.

commander

or a rangers or (soon to be defunked rangers) fan

NorthernLad

I expect a load of non-Geordies/non-alcoholics would love to listen to him. He is a true character, 15 years down the line I don't see many Man City players having the same following.

scrubbedexpat141

Upbeat as ever mate...I'd be interested to hear him, he must have some incredible stories to tell.

britexpat76

Amen. I was with Gazza in Etoiles about 18 months ago, top bloke took home a right beauty the bastard.