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Old Jun 9th 2010, 7:38 am
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http://www.7days.ae/storydetails.php?id=95042&page=localnews&title=Man %20in%20bra%20says%20he%20will%20take%20'gay%20tes t'

I'm wondering how they would test you if you are gay? would it be interior design and fashion test? Maybe a how you hold a cup of tea test (whether the pinkie goes up).

I watched The Birdcage the other night- had me in stitches!
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Old Jun 9th 2010, 7:40 am
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ok the link doesn't work, copy and paste it and take out the cap in the last word- not sure why thats happening!
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Old Jun 9th 2010, 9:04 am
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During the Vietnam war, a gay test was developed to test draft dodgers - some would fraudulently claim to be gay, and thus ineligible to be drafted into the forces. I think it involved measuring brain activity while the subject watched various images. If they responded to the images of naked ladies, busted! If, on the other hand, they went hot under the collar at images of interior decoration catalogues, they were deemed gay. Or something like that...
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Old Jun 10th 2010, 10:21 am
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Phew, seems like I've escaped from this thread unscathed...
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Changing topics slightly, being openly gay can sometimes attract the wrong sort of responses……..

When I saw Elton John a few years back (at that place that used to be called Hammersmith Odeon but I don’t know what it’s called now), he got to the ballads, and after one song started going on about how his life had been transformed since he met David, etc, etc.

After another song, off he went again, ‘David is the most loving guy I could ever have dreamt of meeting’, etc, etc.

After a third song, he carried on with this, at which point a bloke near the back shouted: “Just stick to the music, you fat [email protected] poof!”

Amused, I was.

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Changing topics slightly, being openly gay can sometimes attract the wrong sort of responses……..

When I saw Elton John a few years back (at that place that used to be called Hammersmith Odeon but I don’t know what it’s called now), he got to the ballads, and after one song started going on about how his life had been transformed since he met David, etc, etc.

After another song, off he went again, ‘David is the most loving guy I could ever have dreamt of meeting’, etc, etc.

After a third song, he carried on with this, at which point a bloke near the back shouted: “Just stick to the music, you fat [email protected]g poof!”

Amused, I was.

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
http://www.7days.ae/storydetails.php?id=95042&page=localnews&title=Man %20in%20bra%20says%20he%20will%20take%20'gay%20tes t'

I'm wondering how they would test you if you are gay? would it be interior design and fashion test? Maybe a how you hold a cup of tea test (whether the pinkie goes up).

I watched The Birdcage the other night- had me in stitches!
He got off didn't he? ...er...or did he get off?
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Old Jun 10th 2010, 12:19 pm
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I was in the shopping mall last weekend and there were loads of blokes in dresses.
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Old Jun 10th 2010, 1:11 pm
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So Bahtatboy, how do you avoid trouble when you're cross dressing?
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So Bahtatboy, how do you avoid trouble when you're cross dressing?
I'm never cross dressing, I'm always very calm.
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Old Jun 10th 2010, 1:43 pm
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Oh dear bahtatboy- I didn't realise this was todays joke thread....
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
Oh dear bahtatboy- I didn't realise this was todays joke thread....
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