Paidtoplease

Jesus goes into a bar and sits at a table in the corner. An Australian, an
Irishman and a Scouser are in the bar. They're staring at the man sitting
by himself, at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not
recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman
twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a
pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men,
and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the
drinks,

Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and
shakes it thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman
gives a cry of amazement: ' My God! the arthritis I've had for thirty
years is gone. It's a miracle!' Jesus then shakes the hand of the Aussie, thanking
him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth
mate, the back pain I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a
miracle.' Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a
table in trying to get away from the Son of God. 'What's wrong?' says
Jesus.

The Scouser shouts, 'Sod off, I'm on disability benefit!'

mythic

PMSL i like that one