friday Joke time (non japanese please)
Mar 18th 2011, 8:15 am
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friday Joke time (non japanese please)
ill kick off with this
I went to a disco last night.
They played the twist, so I did the twist.
They played jump, so I jumped.
They played "Come on Eileen"... got kicked out after that one!
tumbleweed time....
I went to a disco last night.
They played the twist, so I did the twist.
They played jump, so I jumped.
They played "Come on Eileen"... got kicked out after that one!
tumbleweed time....
Mar 18th 2011, 8:25 am
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Dyslexic Sex Worker . . . .
. . . . Loves to Cook Sock!
Dyslexic Devil Worshiper . . .
. . . . Sold his soul to Santa!
Dyslexic Nazi
. . . . Tried to make a Jew out of a Lampshade!
. . . . Loves to Cook Sock!
Dyslexic Devil Worshiper . . .
. . . . Sold his soul to Santa!
Dyslexic Nazi
. . . . Tried to make a Jew out of a Lampshade!
Mar 18th 2011, 9:23 am
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My wife has asked me to get her some gloves to wear at her mother's funeral.
Does anyone know where I can buy those giant foam fingers?
Does anyone know where I can buy those giant foam fingers?
Mar 18th 2011, 9:46 am
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A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster announces that six Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident.
The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably.
Confused, her husband says: "It is sad, but they were skydiving. There were risks involved."
"I know," the blonde says. "But how many is a Brazilian?"
The blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably.
Confused, her husband says: "It is sad, but they were skydiving. There were risks involved."
"I know," the blonde says. "But how many is a Brazilian?"
Mar 18th 2011, 12:46 pm
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. . . From the 'Recent Past' in Yemen! - Spell Checker OFF!
Schoolteacher to her class . . .
If I bought a Teddy Bear at the Souq for $5 called him 'Mohammad' and then sold him for $10 would I have made a 'Profit?'
Schoolteacher to her class . . .
If I bought a Teddy Bear at the Souq for $5 called him 'Mohammad' and then sold him for $10 would I have made a 'Profit?'
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Mar 18th 2011, 2:11 pm
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Re: friday Joke time (non japanese please)
Joudan wa yamete - don't joke in Japanese.
Mar 18th 2011, 3:00 pm
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Dyslexic Nazi
. . . . Tried to make a Jew out of a Lampshade!
. . . . Tried to make a Jew out of a Lampshade!
Mar 18th 2011, 4:20 pm
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I was ramming this little girl up the arse the other day.
"Oi, any more of that and you're off the dodgems," shouted the fairground owner.
"Oi, any more of that and you're off the dodgems," shouted the fairground owner.
Please give generously to Comic Relief.
Just £30 000 is enough to send a washed up, B-list comedian and a film crew on an all expenses paid holiday to Africa.
Just £30 000 is enough to send a washed up, B-list comedian and a film crew on an all expenses paid holiday to Africa.
My 5yr old wants to dress up as a pirate for a birthday party. What do Somalians wear?
Mar 18th 2011, 4:36 pm
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what would bob the builder be if he wasnt a builder...........BOB.....
What do cannibals do after they dump their girlfriends? wipe their arses
how do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Give it a blowjob
What do cannibals do after they dump their girlfriends? wipe their arses
how do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Give it a blowjob
Mar 18th 2011, 9:48 pm
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Ok, so if this is to become one of those ongoing threads, let's start a 'Knock, Knock' joke thread. I'll start it off and anybody can jump in with the answer and response:
Knock, knock ...
Knock, knock ...
Mar 19th 2011, 8:34 am
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Who's there......
Mar 19th 2011, 9:46 am
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Q. How did the Muslim adulteress cross the road?
A. She was dragged by her feet, kicking and screaming, then she was stoned to death by a baying lynch-mob of brainwashed psychopaths.
A. She was dragged by her feet, kicking and screaming, then she was stoned to death by a baying lynch-mob of brainwashed psychopaths.
Mar 19th 2011, 10:17 am
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Q: Why are Saudis buried 6 Feet under the Ground?
A: Because 'Deep Down' they are Nice People!
A: Because 'Deep Down' they are Nice People!
Mar 20th 2011, 10:39 am
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Pokemon (noun): A Rastafarian proctologist
Mar 20th 2011, 10:46 am
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Saw this on another site,
" A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake in Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said ‘There’s no money in that account.’ ‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’
See…….Not All Seniors Are Senile"
" A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake in Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said ‘There’s no money in that account.’ ‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’
See…….Not All Seniors Are Senile"
