Friday Funny......

Old Feb 29th 2008, 10:26 am
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Specially for The Dean....


Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent asked "What are you selling here?".

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."

Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said, "You're doing well ... Only two left!!"
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Old Mar 1st 2008, 4:35 am
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'


The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.


'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'


'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously, two loud shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.


The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'


The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'
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