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Old Sep 16th 2007, 9:46 pm
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Two French paratroopers were seconded to the RAF for special training.
After the first day they met up in the bar...

"Ah, Pierre" asks one, "'ow 'av you been doing?"
"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day.
Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
"I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle Platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!".
"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jump!".
And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my Dignity to jump ten feet."
"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
³Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze parade ground.
'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e said: "If You do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm."
"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"

"A leetle bit, at ze beginning."
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Two French paratroopers were seconded to the RAF for special training.
After the first day they met up in the bar...

"Ah, Pierre" asks one, "'ow 'av you been doing?"
"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day.
Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
"I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle Platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!".
"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jump!".
And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my Dignity to jump ten feet."
"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
³Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze parade ground.
'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e said: "If You do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm."
"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"

"A leetle bit, at ze beginning."
funny but if you want to see the french miltary at its funniest watch this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mp0U6tM01Mc
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funny but if you want to see the french miltary at its funniest watch this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mp0U6tM01Mc
brilliant, sums them up a treat
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Two French paratroopers were seconded to the RAF for special training.
After the first day they met up in the bar...

"Ah, Pierre" asks one, "'ow 'av you been doing?"
"Merde!" answers Pierre. "I 'av 'ad a mos' terrible day.
Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg 'airy sergeant. 'E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground."
"And zen what 'appened?" inquires his mate.
"I weel tell you what 'appened! 'E made me climb urp zis silly leetle Platform five feet off ze ground and zen 'e said "Jurmp!".
"'And did you jump?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. I do not jump five feet. It is beneass my dignity."
"And zen what 'appened?" asks his mate.
"Zen 'e made me climb up zis silly leetle platform ten feet off ze ground, and 'e said "Jump!".
And did you jurmp?" asks his mate.
"I did not. I told 'im - "I am a French paratrooper. It is beneass my Dignity to jump ten feet."
"What 'appened zen?" asks his mate.
³Zen 'e made me climb urp zis rickety platform a 'undred feet above ze parade ground.
'E undid 'is trousers, took out zis enormous willy, and 'e said: "If You do not jurmp, I am going to stick zis right urp your burm."
"Ooooh!" says his mate. "And did you jurmp?"

"A leetle bit, at ze beginning."
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