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Just left home. Khalifa on fire. About half way up smoke is pumping out.

Anyone know anything? Looks really serious

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We all know what day it is today, Scampi.:rofl:
How about this story? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti....html#comments

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I just proposed to my mrs.

I got her pregnant.

A local last night gave me 10,000 dhs because I helped his kid up after a trip.

Is anyone going to fall for anything?

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Even the BBC have jumped on the April Fools bandwagon:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21990117

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So have the National....

http://www.thenational.ae/news/uae-n...-drop-in-price

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How is the price of tea and coffee a realistic indicator. Mohammad H from Sharjah spends 20% of his income on Lipton Yellow Label

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:D

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A load of my fellow workers went into the arab operated offices with request forms for mosquito repellent impregnated fake trees and pot plants this morning.

I suppose we should worry the local staff read them and didn't bat an eyelid. Later on I may have to explain to my managers the concepts of 'joke' and 'sense of humour' (which apparently there isn't a companion for in the local lingo)

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Google Nose, smelling is believing:

https://www.google.ae/intl/en/landing/nose/

This is definitely getting sent around this afternoon and see how many people have a sniff of their monitors...

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Wouldn't that make you the fool?

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April Fool's Day runs to GMT.

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I couldn't get it to work ? :(

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:rofl: Nice try.

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GMT? Gullible Moron Time?

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I remember a year when Chris Tarrant was presenting the morning show on Capital Radio......... simple idea, but worked brilliantly - he just kept on reading out the time between records........... one hour fast.......... I was on the way to meet Deanetta at LHR......... fell for it completely......... :o