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Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
Originally Posted by britexpat76
(Post 10573110)
Grimsby magistrates pretended they had not heard a thing, and in a seemingly unrelated incident a few minutes later, all the lights went out for a few seconds before flickering back on again. Imagine the headline "Bloke farts, no-one cares" |
Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
Originally Posted by Kix
(Post 10573117)
When you say wind, do you mean wind as in the long and winding road, or wind as in he was winded with the punch?
The best bit of no-news for a long time. Imagine the headline "Bloke farts, no-one cares" |
Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
Originally Posted by britexpat76
(Post 10573110)
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/wo...anted=all&_r=0 He explained, “One thing that really divides Norway is bark.” One thing that does not divide Norway, apparently, is its love of discussing Norwegian wood. Nearly a million people, or 20 percent of the population, tuned in at some point to the program, which was shown on the state broadcaster, NRK. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...fireplace.html |
Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
Grimsby?
WHy would anyone care what happens there anyway. Let alone a guff in court? More to the point, I know you're a Northern peasant BritExpat, but **** me....you read that shit? |
Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
I'm an honoury Grimbarian.
Married a lass from Great Grimsby. Apart from the overbearing smell of breadcrumbs as you enter the place on the A180 by the Young's factory it's not as bad as people make out. Dirt cheap property too! |
Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10574493)
Grimsby?
WHy would anyone care what happens there anyway. Let alone a guff in court? More to the point, I know you're a Northern peasant BritExpat, but **** me....you read that shit? |
Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
Originally Posted by britexpat76
(Post 10575012)
GRIMsby is an awful, awful place but their news website links to our local rag so stories pop up. I had to work there once, never again..........
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Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
Originally Posted by Scamp
(Post 10574493)
More to the point, I know you're a Northern peasant BritExpat, but **** me....you read that shit?
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Re: Find me a stupider newspaper story for today
Originally Posted by britexpat76
(Post 10575031)
I am from the Midlands, but without the nasty accent. This means I am not a southern stuck up gaylord nor a wife beating northern miner. We are just perfect.
Above the M4? Northern. |
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