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Old Mar 29th 2012, 2:58 pm
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Just completed working day 3 in Dubai......and its great! Best move i could've made.

Landed Tuesday morning and was in the office for 2pm! Hotel is starting to get a little boring though
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Old Mar 29th 2012, 6:32 pm
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Just completed working day 3 in Dubai......and its great! Best move i could've made.

Landed Tuesday morning and was in the office for 2pm! Hotel is starting to get a little boring though
Little bit early in your time here to be making statements like that?

Solution for hotel boredom - go outside and walk around. You may just find something to do.

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I recommended you buy the box sets of Hancock's Half Hour, Carry On films and Knight Rider, and download some porn: that'll cure the boredom. I wouldn't bother going outside--there's bugger all to do.
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and welcome to the bored!

Nice to have someone upbeat rather than all the miserable old bastards on here! So tell us Viper whats your name and where do you come from ( in best Cilla Black voice)and any other information that may be of interest or easy to take the piss out of

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Talking of miserable bastards, please tell us where your hotel is located so we can offer you advice on things to do nearby.
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get a gas cooker.
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Use the excitement to wank more.

Hide the used tissues around the bedroom. See which ones are found by the cleaning team.

Make a spreadsheet to keep track and award yourself 3 points per tissue for every day it isn't found.

Report back in a week.
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Use the excitement to wank more.

Hide the used tissues around the bedroom. See which ones are found by the cleaning team.

Make a spreadsheet to keep track and award yourself 3 points per tissue for every day it isn't found.

Report back in a week.
Wank into a sock , very apt in The Gulf when someone else is doing your laundry
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Wank into a sock , very apt in The Gulf when someone else is doing your laundry
OK.

OP: 50 bonus points if you want fill a sock, whilst still soggy, hand it to the dry cleaner with a dirty grin on your face.
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Wank into a sock , very apt in The Gulf when someone else is doing your laundry
do you use clean ones or used ones?

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do you clean ones or used ones?
Can't use a sock more than 1 day old or it will make your knob smell of cheese (unless it does already). Then birds won't go near it.
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