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Dubaidog Sep 28th 2009 11:42 am

Favorite Sexual position?
 
So Auto closed the thread with post number 69.....:rofl:

Not trying to restart anything - but the irony did make me smile...

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 11:44 am

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Dubaidog (Post 7971249)
So Auto closed the thread with post number 69.....:rofl:

Not trying to restart anything - but the irony did make me smile...

I just saw that too!! :rofl:

TGFKASE Sep 28th 2009 11:46 am

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 
:rofl::rofl:

Art imitating life???

:rofl::rofl:

MacScot Sep 28th 2009 12:08 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 
One may ask "What's the point ?" :sneaky:

http://www.berro.com/funny_cartoons_...02_excuses.jpg

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 12:40 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7971325)
One may ask "What's the point ?" :sneaky:

http://www.berro.com/funny_cartoons_...02_excuses.jpg

it's always the same, making out women don't want sex, I wonder how much truth there is in all these jokes :)

Meow Sep 28th 2009 1:19 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7971411)
it's always the same, making out women don't want sex, I wonder how much truth there is in all these jokes :)

Of course, one could always surmise the reason is because the man is rubbish at it...

;)

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 1:20 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 7971503)
Of course, one could always surmise the reason is because the man is rubbish at it...

;)

possibly but we don't marry then ones who are shit at it do we? :p

Meow Sep 28th 2009 1:25 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7971506)
possibly but we don't marry then ones who are shit at it do we? :p

But how would you know? Surely you were sweet & innocent before you married?

-

MacScot Sep 28th 2009 1:30 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7971411)
it's always the same, making out women don't want sex, I wonder how much truth there is in all these jokes :)

Well, of course, it's a stereoptypical male cartoonist's viewpoint but, honestly, it is rarer to hear or see in movies, a man making excuses and turning down sex. ;):)

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 1:31 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 7971524)
But how would you know? Surely you were sweet & innocent before you married?

-

you're joking right, I had my fair share of men, I didn't get married til I was 36 remember!

Madam Medusa Sep 28th 2009 1:32 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7971411)
it's always the same, making out women don't want sex, I wonder how much truth there is in all these jokes :)

maybe it's just sex with their husbands that they don't want...

MM, xx

Autonomy Sep 28th 2009 1:42 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Dubaidog (Post 7971249)
So Auto closed the thread with post number 69.....:rofl:

Not trying to restart anything - but the irony did make me smile...

Ha! I so wish I could say I planned that...

Blue Cat Sep 28th 2009 2:29 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7971536)
maybe it's just sex with their husbands that they don't want...

MM, xx

mmmmmm a bit of variety eh :rolleyes:

The Dean Sep 28th 2009 3:28 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 
I like doggy-style..........

I stand behind the dog, and the dog faces forwards........

Confucius Sep 28th 2009 6:56 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 
I like the old Billy Connolly position: take the sheep to the edge of the mountain...They push backwards better that way...

Norm_uk Sep 29th 2009 8:49 am

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7971775)
I like doggy-style..........

What? Like in the park...?

:p

N.

The Dean Sep 29th 2009 4:09 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 
I like 'Rodeo Sex'.............

You take her from behind, then lean forward and whisper in her ear: "This is how your sister likes it."

Then, the objective is to hang on for at least 30 seconds...........

XBOX Sep 30th 2009 1:25 am

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 
I like the Flying Reverse Orangutan..You'll need the maid come into the bedroom and asist you with that one.

The Dean Sep 30th 2009 3:50 am

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by XBOX (Post 7976254)
I like the Flying Reverse Orangutan..You'll need the maid come into the bedroom and asist you with that one.

Yes I agree.

Mind you, I notice you are in the USA. Isn't it illegal in at least 17 states there?

XBOX Sep 30th 2009 5:21 am

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7976498)
Yes I agree.

Mind you, I notice you are in the USA. Isn't it illegal in at least 17 states there?


This is the Land of the Free my friend...You can do whatever you want with whoever you want, wherever you want.

Norm_uk Sep 30th 2009 1:58 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 

Originally Posted by XBOX (Post 7976643)
This is the Land of the Free my friend...You can do whatever you want with whoever you want, wherever you want.

Well within the confines of permission between consensual adults of course...and you can't do what you want because weed and several other substances are illegal...

N.

Officer Dibble Sep 30th 2009 2:01 pm

Re: Favorite Sexual position?
 
a BIT OF SPOONAGE AND A BIT OF FACE O NTHE PILLOW.EH//////


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