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Old Jul 11th 2007, 1:23 pm
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
'tresting. Frank lampard waxes his armpits, eh.

Thought I'd throw this in, from the Karma Sutra...

Kind of Union
MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam.

Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant.

There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows...

http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama201.htm


I guess you're in the female elephant market, LJ...
Cheeky ****. I'm glad clifford isn't around to hear that you think she's an Elephant.
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Old Jul 11th 2007, 1:33 pm
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Cheeky ****. I'm glad clifford isn't around to hear that you think she's an Elephant.
no offence meant. me, i'm trying to get over the fact that i'm a hare man...
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Old Jul 11th 2007, 1:35 pm
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no offence meant. me, i'm trying to get over the fact that i'm a hare man...
hairy or hare?
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hairy or hare?
depends upon which part of the anatomy you're looking at, madam.
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depends upon which part of the anatomy you're looking at, madam.
it's me your talking to ! the chest !
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it's me your talking to ! the chest !
just think gorilla...
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just think gorilla...
I am happy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRiXOONqf0

Mika thinks big girls are better too !!!
Im sure ive been out with the girl at the back in the Purple..i only knew here as "dirty Janet"
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Fat women also are better lovers...
Cue schoolboy comment... roll them in flour and go for the wet spot.
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Old Jul 11th 2007, 3:44 pm
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Cue schoolboy comment... roll them in flour and go for the wet spot.
do people actually do that...
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do people actually do that...
tempted, are we?
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tempted, are we?
sweetie..where are you now? you had a flight somewhere this morning..
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tempted, are we?
not really...just curious...I'm not into the food thing when it comes to sex...
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not really...just curious...I'm not into the food thing when it comes to sex...
But you do still eat,non???
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sweetie..where are you now? you had a flight somewhere this morning..
i'm in Philly - flew in on the red-eye this morning. crashed out for the morning and just woke up. going out tonight to catch up with my old room-mate from uni.
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