Fat men are better lovers!
Jul 11th 2007, 12:23 pm
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
'tresting. Frank lampard waxes his armpits, eh.
Thought I'd throw this in, from the Karma Sutra...
Kind of Union
MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam.
Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant.
There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows...
http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama201.htm
I guess you're in the female elephant market, LJ...
Thought I'd throw this in, from the Karma Sutra...
Kind of Union
MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam.
Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant.
There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows...
http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama201.htm
I guess you're in the female elephant market, LJ...
Jul 11th 2007, 12:33 pm
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no offence meant. me, i'm trying to get over the fact that i'm a hare man...
Jul 11th 2007, 12:37 pm
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Jul 11th 2007, 12:43 pm
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Jul 11th 2007, 1:22 pm
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Jul 11th 2007, 7:36 pm
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