Fat men are better lovers!
Jul 11th 2007, 10:17 am
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Jul 11th 2007, 10:34 am
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Jul 11th 2007, 10:39 am
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Jul 11th 2007, 11:15 am
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Are you gnireetneluoV?
You know what, that article actually made me feel slightly better about myself, but it's all melted away now. I'm back in whingeing twat mode, and not only because some bint chose not to tell me she was leaving Dubai rather than buying loads of my furniture, which she promised to do over a month ago.
God, I need a drink. And a kick up the arse. But not at the same time. That would make me spill my drink.
You know what, that article actually made me feel slightly better about myself, but it's all melted away now. I'm back in whingeing twat mode, and not only because some bint chose not to tell me she was leaving Dubai rather than buying loads of my furniture, which she promised to do over a month ago.
God, I need a drink. And a kick up the arse. But not at the same time. That would make me spill my drink.
Jul 11th 2007, 11:31 am
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
Are you gnireetneluoV?
You know what, that article actually made me feel slightly better about myself, but it's all melted away now. I'm back in whingeing twat mode, and not only because some bint chose not to tell me she was leaving Dubai rather than buying loads of my furniture, which she promised to do over a month ago.
God, I need a drink. And a kick up the arse. But not at the same time. That would make me spill my drink.
You know what, that article actually made me feel slightly better about myself, but it's all melted away now. I'm back in whingeing twat mode, and not only because some bint chose not to tell me she was leaving Dubai rather than buying loads of my furniture, which she promised to do over a month ago.
God, I need a drink. And a kick up the arse. But not at the same time. That would make me spill my drink.
Jul 11th 2007, 11:32 am
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Jul 11th 2007, 11:40 am
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Jul 11th 2007, 11:48 am
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Jul 11th 2007, 12:17 pm
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Re: Fat men are better lovers!
I feel good about myself for the first time in a long time!
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle2049288.ece
Bring it on, ladies. Form an orderly queue.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/lif...cle2049288.ece
Bring it on, ladies. Form an orderly queue.
Thought I'd throw this in, from the Karma Sutra...
Kind of Union
MAN is divided into three classes, viz. the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam.
Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant.
There are thus three equal unions between persons of corresponding dimensions, and there are six unequal unions, when the dimensions do not correspond, or nine in all, as the following table shows...
http://www.sacred-texts.com/sex/kama/kama201.htm
I guess you're in the female elephant market, LJ...
