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Inselaffen Sep 15th 2008 6:42 am

Fairy Tale
 
Fairy Tale:



One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who

did not whine, nag or bitch.........


But this was a long time ago.....

and it was just one day.


The End.

Lorna at Vicenza Sep 15th 2008 6:49 am

Re: Fairy Tale
 
one day, long long ago, a woman finally found a man who was not selfish in bed but did everything she asked for and more just to please her ..........

but then she woke up !

Inselaffen Sep 15th 2008 6:58 am

Re: Fairy Tale
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 6784191)
one day, long long ago, a woman finally found a man who was not selfish in bed but did everything she asked for and more just to please her ..........

but then she woke up !

thats because she was so tired after being pleasured!

Live for now Sep 15th 2008 6:59 am

Re: Fairy Tale
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 6784173)
Fairy Tale:



One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who

did not whine, nag or bitch.........


But this was a long time ago.....

and it was just one day.


The End.

Not already Inse ! lol

The Dean Sep 15th 2008 9:34 am

Re: Fairy Tale
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 6784191)
one day, long long ago, a woman finally found a man who was not selfish in bed but did everything she asked for and more just to please her ..........

but then she woke up !

Please define "selfish in bed".

If a man shags a woman till she's comatose, is he being 'selfish' if she gets enormous satisfaction out of it?

Lorna at Vicenza Sep 15th 2008 9:39 am

Re: Fairy Tale
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6784590)
Please define "selfish in bed".

If a man shags a woman till she's comatose, is he being 'selfish' if she gets enormous satisfaction out of it?

it was a joke -

she wakes up beacuse it was a dream ........... not because she was in a coma of pleasure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charismatic Sep 15th 2008 9:42 am

Re: Fairy Tale
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 6784605)
coma of pleasure !

That could be a sales pitch for extra strong dose, fast acting rohypnol :D.

The Dean Sep 15th 2008 9:45 am

Re: Fairy Tale
 

Originally Posted by Lorna at Vicenza (Post 6784605)
it was a joke -

she wakes up beacuse it was a dream ........... not because she was in a coma of pleasure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coma Of Pleasure??

Isn't that the new James Bond film.....??


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