Expatwoman!!
May 31st 2009, 11:36 am
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Re: Expatwoman!!
It is pretty useful if you want some info quick too.
May 31st 2009, 11:38 am
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Re: Expatwoman!!
that aside, it is full of airhead muppets though..no?
May 31st 2009, 11:41 am
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Re: Expatwoman!!
Nah I think its full of women that had to give up there pretty good careers to move out here cuz of partners job, therefore turning there once bright and intelligent minds into mush
Jun 1st 2009, 3:45 am
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Re: Expatwoman!!
BE is better than EW for posting and people here are more mmmm normal i would say.... or more my bag?
But EW is a good source of info coz anything that ladies don't know isn't worth knowing!
But EW is a good source of info coz anything that ladies don't know isn't worth knowing!
Jun 1st 2009, 8:03 am
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Re: Expatwoman!!
There's this expatwomen who I see everyday, you probably know her.
She's the one who looks totally amazed when asked for car park money and then gropes around the back seat looking for her handbag for change, even though she has been to the same car park hundreds of times before.
She's the one who insists on parking her 4X4 as near to the supermarket door as possible, usually blocking the road while she manoeuvres into a space meant for a Corolla or waiting for fellow expatwoman to pack her shopping into her car and move off and vacate the parking space.
She's the one who empties her shopping trolley and casually pushes it into the side of the next car.
She's the one who insists on parking in the bus stop so little Johnny does not have to walk the extra 100 metres to school like all the rest of the kids. Meanwhile all the buses are backed up blocking traffic.
She's the one who double parks blocking the road for "just a minute" which always turns into ten.
She's the one who thinks nothing of parking on the pavement, after all that's why we have 4 wheel drive, to get over those nasty kerbs.
She's the one who yells down the phone at anyone who is below her status (that includes 99% of us).
She's the one who can't seem to grasp why tradesmen ignore her calls even after she was "not particularly" rude to them last time.
She's the one who yells at the taxi driver for talking on the phone but is happy to hold conference calls with her entire extended family whilst driving her 4X4.
She's the one in the middle lane doing exactly 100 kph as is not budging for anyone.
Have you seen her?
She's the one who looks totally amazed when asked for car park money and then gropes around the back seat looking for her handbag for change, even though she has been to the same car park hundreds of times before.
She's the one who insists on parking her 4X4 as near to the supermarket door as possible, usually blocking the road while she manoeuvres into a space meant for a Corolla or waiting for fellow expatwoman to pack her shopping into her car and move off and vacate the parking space.
She's the one who empties her shopping trolley and casually pushes it into the side of the next car.
She's the one who insists on parking in the bus stop so little Johnny does not have to walk the extra 100 metres to school like all the rest of the kids. Meanwhile all the buses are backed up blocking traffic.
She's the one who double parks blocking the road for "just a minute" which always turns into ten.
She's the one who thinks nothing of parking on the pavement, after all that's why we have 4 wheel drive, to get over those nasty kerbs.
She's the one who yells down the phone at anyone who is below her status (that includes 99% of us).
She's the one who can't seem to grasp why tradesmen ignore her calls even after she was "not particularly" rude to them last time.
She's the one who yells at the taxi driver for talking on the phone but is happy to hold conference calls with her entire extended family whilst driving her 4X4.
She's the one in the middle lane doing exactly 100 kph as is not budging for anyone.
Have you seen her?
Jun 1st 2009, 8:30 am
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Re: Expatwoman!!
There's this expatwomen who I see everyday, you probably know her.
She's the one who looks totally amazed when asked for car park money and then gropes around the back seat looking for her handbag for change, even though she has been to the same car park hundreds of times before.
She's the one who insists on parking her 4X4 as near to the supermarket door as possible, usually blocking the road while she manoeuvres into a space meant for a Corolla or waiting for fellow expatwoman to pack her shopping into her car and move off and vacate the parking space.
She's the one who empties her shopping trolley and casually pushes it into the side of the next car.
She's the one who insists on parking in the bus stop so little Johnny does not have to walk the extra 100 metres to school like all the rest of the kids. Meanwhile all the buses are backed up blocking traffic.
She's the one who double parks blocking the road for "just a minute" which always turns into ten.
She's the one who thinks nothing of parking on the pavement, after all that's why we have 4 wheel drive, to get over those nasty kerbs.
She's the one who yells down the phone at anyone who is below her status (that includes 99% of us).
She's the one who can't seem to grasp why tradesmen ignore her calls even after she was "not particularly" rude to them last time.
She's the one who yells at the taxi driver for talking on the phone but is happy to hold conference calls with her entire extended family whilst driving her 4X4.
She's the one in the middle lane doing exactly 100 kph as is not budging for anyone.
Have you seen her?
She's the one who looks totally amazed when asked for car park money and then gropes around the back seat looking for her handbag for change, even though she has been to the same car park hundreds of times before.
She's the one who insists on parking her 4X4 as near to the supermarket door as possible, usually blocking the road while she manoeuvres into a space meant for a Corolla or waiting for fellow expatwoman to pack her shopping into her car and move off and vacate the parking space.
She's the one who empties her shopping trolley and casually pushes it into the side of the next car.
She's the one who insists on parking in the bus stop so little Johnny does not have to walk the extra 100 metres to school like all the rest of the kids. Meanwhile all the buses are backed up blocking traffic.
She's the one who double parks blocking the road for "just a minute" which always turns into ten.
She's the one who thinks nothing of parking on the pavement, after all that's why we have 4 wheel drive, to get over those nasty kerbs.
She's the one who yells down the phone at anyone who is below her status (that includes 99% of us).
She's the one who can't seem to grasp why tradesmen ignore her calls even after she was "not particularly" rude to them last time.
She's the one who yells at the taxi driver for talking on the phone but is happy to hold conference calls with her entire extended family whilst driving her 4X4.
She's the one in the middle lane doing exactly 100 kph as is not budging for anyone.
Have you seen her?
she's the one that is now back in Peckham stacking shelves in Tesco's as the underqualified underchieving husband in the financial, construction or real estate sector got made redundant recently...
nobody likes her anymore because she spoke down to everybody and thought she had class..
Jun 1st 2009, 8:43 am
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Re: Expatwoman!!
There's this expatwomen who I see everyday, you probably know her.
She's the one who looks totally amazed when asked for car park money and then gropes around the back seat looking for her handbag for change, even though she has been to the same car park hundreds of times before.
She's the one who insists on parking her 4X4 as near to the supermarket door as possible, usually blocking the road while she manoeuvres into a space meant for a Corolla or waiting for fellow expatwoman to pack her shopping into her car and move off and vacate the parking space.
She's the one who empties her shopping trolley and casually pushes it into the side of the next car.
She's the one who insists on parking in the bus stop so little Johnny does not have to walk the extra 100 metres to school like all the rest of the kids. Meanwhile all the buses are backed up blocking traffic.
She's the one who double parks blocking the road for "just a minute" which always turns into ten.
She's the one who thinks nothing of parking on the pavement, after all that's why we have 4 wheel drive, to get over those nasty kerbs.
She's the one who yells down the phone at anyone who is below her status (that includes 99% of us).
She's the one who can't seem to grasp why tradesmen ignore her calls even after she was "not particularly" rude to them last time.
She's the one who yells at the taxi driver for talking on the phone but is happy to hold conference calls with her entire extended family whilst driving her 4X4.
She's the one in the middle lane doing exactly 100 kph as is not budging for anyone.
Have you seen her?
She's the one who looks totally amazed when asked for car park money and then gropes around the back seat looking for her handbag for change, even though she has been to the same car park hundreds of times before.
She's the one who insists on parking her 4X4 as near to the supermarket door as possible, usually blocking the road while she manoeuvres into a space meant for a Corolla or waiting for fellow expatwoman to pack her shopping into her car and move off and vacate the parking space.
She's the one who empties her shopping trolley and casually pushes it into the side of the next car.
She's the one who insists on parking in the bus stop so little Johnny does not have to walk the extra 100 metres to school like all the rest of the kids. Meanwhile all the buses are backed up blocking traffic.
She's the one who double parks blocking the road for "just a minute" which always turns into ten.
She's the one who thinks nothing of parking on the pavement, after all that's why we have 4 wheel drive, to get over those nasty kerbs.
She's the one who yells down the phone at anyone who is below her status (that includes 99% of us).
She's the one who can't seem to grasp why tradesmen ignore her calls even after she was "not particularly" rude to them last time.
She's the one who yells at the taxi driver for talking on the phone but is happy to hold conference calls with her entire extended family whilst driving her 4X4.
She's the one in the middle lane doing exactly 100 kph as is not budging for anyone.
Have you seen her?