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Excessive dildo use leads to Parkinson's disease

Old Oct 10th 2012, 8:26 am
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Ladies, you have been warned (not that it could ever happen here as they're illegal).

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(And yes, I know it's a bit like Arabian Enquirer, but it "tickled" me non the less).
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Old Oct 10th 2012, 9:58 am
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Ladies, you have been warned (not that it could ever happen here as they're illegal).

The Poke

(And yes, I know it's a bit like Arabian Enquirer, but it "tickled" me non the less).
I loved the "how to draw a cock"
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Old Oct 11th 2012, 7:38 am
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Seems logical, I'm surprised no one has made the link before.
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Default Re: Excessive dildo use leads to Parkinson's disease

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Ladies, you have been warned (not that it could ever happen here as they're illegal).

The Poke

(And yes, I know it's a bit like Arabian Enquirer, but it "tickled" me non the less).
Parkinson? - Cecil Parkinson perhaps?

LOCK PENIS IN CAR is the perfect anagram of his name!
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Old Oct 11th 2012, 9:47 am
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Look at the comments, esp #1

Louise McIlwraith on October 10, 2012 at 9:11 am said:
This is not the slightest bit funny,totally sick!!! My mum has suffered from Parkinson’s Disease for over ten years since she was 50,it has affected her life and the rest of the family in ways you can’t imagine.Truly sick and disgusting post!!!!!
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justme4you on October 10, 2012 at 10:24 am said:
Louise, sorry to hear about your mother – out of interest was she a big dildo user ?
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Originally Posted by Kix View Post
Ladies, you have been warned (not that it could ever happen here as they're illegal).

The Poke

(And yes, I know it's a bit like Arabian Enquirer, but it "tickled" me non the less).
I have a friend who wants to know is it ok to put one up his arse or will he get parkinsons?
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Old Oct 22nd 2012, 12:25 pm
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Ladies, you have been warned (not that it could ever happen here as they're illegal).
illegal???
where does it say that?
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Old Oct 22nd 2012, 12:34 pm
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illegal???
where does it say that?
So customs didn't take yours off you at the airport?

They're harem don't you know.
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Old Oct 22nd 2012, 1:14 pm
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So customs didn't take yours off you at the airport?

They're harem don't you know.
And yet Dubai is full of wankers...
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Old Oct 22nd 2012, 1:18 pm
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one rule for them and one for women
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