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Ex wife and her mate are threatening to visit...!!!

Old Mar 5th 2008, 10:43 am
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Default Ex wife and her mate are threatening to visit...!!!

My ex is threatening to visit me with her mate, and wants to stay in my apartment for a week......

I dont dont have the heart to say to her, "No, you cant come", so am using
the "oh, its frowned upon if single women stay with single men over here, its against local laws, apartment rules blah blah blah...", but does anyone know what the rules & regulations actually are ?

My nosey concierge, would soon notice if I have 2 blondes in my apartment for a week !

Any ideas ?
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Old Mar 5th 2008, 10:48 am
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Default Re: Ex wife and her mate are threatening to visit...!!!

Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
My ex is threatening to visit me with her mate, and wants to stay in my apartment for a week......

I dont dont have the heart to say to her, "No, you cant come", so am using
the "oh, its frowned upon if single women stay with single men over here, its against local laws, apartment rules blah blah blah...", but does anyone know what the rules & regulations actually are ?

My nosey concierge, would soon notice if I have 2 blondes in my apartment for a week !

Any ideas ?
At the end of the day,you dont need to have an excuse! In the words of the Grange Hill team....JUST SAY NO!
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Old Mar 5th 2008, 10:57 am
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Originally Posted by MissDemeanor View Post
At the end of the day,you dont need to have an excuse! In the words of the Grange Hill team....JUST SAY NO!
MD, thank you for the very constructive and detailed advice......did you ever see what happened to Zammo though !
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Default Re: Ex wife and her mate are threatening to visit...!!!

Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
My ex is threatening to visit me with her mate, and wants to stay in my apartment for a week......

I dont dont have the heart to say to her, "No, you cant come", so am using
the "oh, its frowned upon if single women stay with single men over here, its against local laws, apartment rules blah blah blah...", but does anyone know what the rules & regulations actually are ?

My nosey concierge, would soon notice if I have 2 blondes in my apartment for a week !

Any ideas ?
Shariah Law requires that there be either 4 male or 8 female witnessess to the adultery that you are proposing to commit. Therefore, I suggest that you invite a few of us over to make sure that you are successful in obtaining the conviction that you are seeking.
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Old Mar 5th 2008, 11:03 am
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Shariah Law requires that there be either 4 male or 8 female witnessess to the adultery that you are proposing to commit. Therefore, I suggest that you invite a few of us over to make sure that you are successful in obtaining the conviction that you are seeking.
Its not easy you know, the thought of having two blondes sharing a bed for a week in my apartment.....this is a stressful time for me
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Default Re: Ex wife and her mate are threatening to visit...!!!

Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
My ex is threatening to visit me with her mate, and wants to stay in my apartment for a week......

I dont dont have the heart to say to her, "No, you cant come", so am using
the "oh, its frowned upon if single women stay with single men over here, its against local laws, apartment rules blah blah blah...", but does anyone know what the rules & regulations actually are ?

My nosey concierge, would soon notice if I have 2 blondes in my apartment for a week !

Any ideas ?
I've had that, well sort of, people saying 'Oh I fancy coming over for 3 days as a stopover, can I stay with you', as in people I used to work with etc and not really good mates,

I, like you, just make a stupid excuse up.

Can you not say your have a new girlfriend and she wouldn't like it at all? that'll do it surely?
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tell her you will be away on business
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Old Mar 5th 2008, 11:09 am
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tell her you will be away on business
or tell her to bugger off
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Originally Posted by Spugsy View Post
or tell her to bugger off
us Geordies would do the latter, I was just trying to be polite! DH's ex wife appeared a few years ago with her sisters and her mother, he mentioned in passing that she might be visiting, I said let me know so we can go home!!!
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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
Its not easy you know, the thought of having two blondes sharing a bed for a week in my apartment.....this is a stressful time for me
There are serious factors to consider here.

a) How hot is the ex-wife's blonde friend?

b) How fussy is she?

c) How much would it annoy the ex-wife if you got lucky with her buddy?

Ruminate upon these considerations and act accordingly.
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Old Mar 5th 2008, 11:28 am
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Default Re: Ex wife and her mate are threatening to visit...!!!

Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
My ex is threatening to visit me with her mate, and wants to stay in my apartment for a week......

I dont dont have the heart to say to her, "No, you cant come", so am using
the "oh, its frowned upon if single women stay with single men over here, its against local laws, apartment rules blah blah blah...", but does anyone know what the rules & regulations actually are ?

My nosey concierge, would soon notice if I have 2 blondes in my apartment for a week !

Any ideas ?
just ship in another blonde...ex wifey will get the message when she knocks on teh door...

MM, xx
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Old Mar 5th 2008, 11:31 am
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
just ship in another blonde...ex wifey will get the message when she knocks on teh door...

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Kind of you to offer your services, MM, thanks !
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Old Mar 5th 2008, 11:33 am
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat View Post
tell her you will be away on business
I thought of that, but she said she'll book a flexible ticket to fit in with my plans .......she's cunning like that !!
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Default Re: Ex wife and her mate are threatening to visit...!!!

Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
My ex is threatening to visit me with her mate, and wants to stay in my apartment for a week......

I dont dont have the heart to say to her, "No, you cant come", so am using
the "oh, its frowned upon if single women stay with single men over here, its against local laws, apartment rules blah blah blah...", but does anyone know what the rules & regulations actually are ?

My nosey concierge, would soon notice if I have 2 blondes in my apartment for a week !

Any ideas ?
send her the link to this thread...
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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
Kind of you to offer your services, MM, thanks !
ahhh...was thinking more of inselaffen...

MM, xx
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