Confucius

I'm sorry,no...

admon

I left a lot of space there, Abu Dhabi to Basingstoke leaves a few options...

Confucius

Unless people in Abu Dhabi pay for Her Majesty's coffers, it's still not in the UK territory...

admon

Bournemouth?

Confucius

I don't know what insults me more...Your digs at me earler today,or this!!!

admon

Yeah its quite tedious, I must admit.
Ok, I will defy logic and say Oxford or Cambridge...

Confucius

I don't have a university degree...

admon

There has to be some kind of hint or this will last a long time and I am already indulging you far too much without giving you any kind of barracking.

Confucius

Oh well...Now I'm pretty certain you wouldn't know a Lebanese even if I hit you on your head...

admon

Lebanese. That explains a lot.

Confucius

Alright...Let it off your chest then,love...

admon

They are generally very confident people, very sure of themselves, which you do fit that profile.

You could be having me on though, of course.

Confucius

Sadly I'm not your "typical" Lebanese...I'm a moderate bullshitter...

admon

With all your written language manerisms, I would find it very surprising if you hadn't spent a significant part of your life in the Uk.

Confucius

I share a bed with a Brit...