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oh5 Apr 11th 2008 7:05 pm

Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 
With the mad rush to make the biggest, tallest and most expensive why then is the telecom industry so far behind?

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:07 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by oh5 (Post 6195157)
With the mad rush to make the biggest, tallest and most expensive why then is the telecom industry so far behind?

I heard today that a local citizen very high up had the biggest cock in the world...
Just waiting for Guinness Book of Records to verify the claim...

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:36 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195163)
I heard today that a local citizen very high up had the biggest cock in the world...
Just waiting for Guinness Book of Records to verify the claim...

This one would just be too easy to comment on, so I will wait for more of a challenge...

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:39 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195305)
This one would just be too easy to comment on, so I will wait for more of a challenge...

What???You're thinking I'm alocal just like you thought that Indian poster Mamoo was local??? You're wrong again...
Anyway, we had our fun today and your digs are really getting tiresome...
Post something fun or informative from now on...

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:41 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195316)
What???You're thinking I'm alocal just like you thought that Indian poster Mamoo was local??? You're wrong again...
Anyway, we had our fun today and your digs are really getting tiresome...
Post something fun or informative from now on...

Nah I didnt think for a second that you were a local.
They couldn't handle the humour.
And there was no dig.

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:42 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 
double post

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:42 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195321)
Nah I didnt think for a second that you were a local.
They couldn't handle the humour.
And there was no dig.

Either you don't know what you're talking about, or, you think people can't see through you...
I said it already,and now it's the last time, I won't play your stupid game...Forget it...

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:43 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195329)
Nah I would have been extremely surprised if you were a local.
They couldn't handle the humour, unless they were brought up in the UK.
And there was no dig on the previous post.

Hazard a guess; which part of the UK I'm from then...

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:44 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195332)
Either you don't know what you're talking about, or, you think people can't see through you...
I said it already,and now it's the last time, I won't play your stupid game...Forget it...

Stop getting yourself excited.
There is no arguement here.

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:45 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195334)
Hazard a guess; which part of the UK I'm from then...

Wouldn't have the foggiest...

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:46 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195340)
Stop getting yourself excited.
There is no arguement here.

I said "stupid game", not "argument"...Learn how to read...
And I get an erection everytime I see you...

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:46 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195343)
Wouldn't have the foggiest...

Indulge me,love...

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:47 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195348)
I said "stupid game", not "argument"...Learn how to read...
And I get an erection everytime I see you...

Your getting confused again.
You appeared to be picking an arguement.

So go on, where are you from?
Basingstoke, Basildon or Abu Dhabi?

CeeBee Apr 11th 2008 7:47 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195334)
Hazard a guess; which part of the UK I'm from then...

Skipton.....

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:48 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195358)
Your getting confused again.
You appeared to be picking an arguement.

So go on, where are you from?
Basingstoke, Basildon or Abu Dhabi?

You're getting warmer...

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:49 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by CeeBee (Post 6195363)
Skipton.....

I'm sorry,no...

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:50 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195367)
You're getting warmer...

I left a lot of space there, Abu Dhabi to Basingstoke leaves a few options...

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:52 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195379)
I left a lot of space there, Abu Dhabi to Basingstoke leaves a few options...

Unless people in Abu Dhabi pay for Her Majesty's coffers, it's still not in the UK territory...

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:52 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195379)
I left a lot of space there, Abu Dhabi to Basingstoke leaves a few options...

Bournemouth?

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:53 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195391)
Bournemouth?

I don't know what insults me more...Your digs at me earler today,or this!!!

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:54 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195393)
I don't know what insults me more...Your digs at me earler today,or this!!!

Yeah its quite tedious, I must admit.
Ok, I will defy logic and say Oxford or Cambridge...

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 7:56 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195407)
Yeah its quite tedious, I must admit.
Ok, I will defy logic and say Oxford or Cambridge...

I don't have a university degree...

admon Apr 11th 2008 7:58 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195414)
I don't have a university degree...

There has to be some kind of hint or this will last a long time and I am already indulging you far too much without giving you any kind of barracking.

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 8:00 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195427)
There has to be some kind of hint or this will last a long time and I am already indulging you far too much without giving you any kind of barracking.

Oh well...Now I'm pretty certain you wouldn't know a Lebanese even if I hit you on your head...

admon Apr 11th 2008 8:02 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195432)
Oh well...Now I'm pretty certain you wouldn't know a Lebanese even if I hit you on your head...

Lebanese. That explains a lot.

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 8:03 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195438)
Lebanese. That explains a lot.

Alright...Let it off your chest then,love...

admon Apr 11th 2008 8:05 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195441)
Alright...Let it off your chest then,love...

They are generally very confident people, very sure of themselves, which you do fit that profile.

You could be having me on though, of course.

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 8:06 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195443)
They are generally very confident people, very sure of themselves, which you do fit that profile.

You could be having me on though, of course.

Sadly I'm not your "typical" Lebanese...I'm a moderate bullshitter...

admon Apr 11th 2008 8:09 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195447)
Sadly I'm not your "typical" Lebanese...I'm a moderate bullshitter...

With all your written language manerisms, I would find it very surprising if you hadn't spent a significant part of your life in the Uk.

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 8:10 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195460)
With all your written language manerisms, I would find it very surprising if you hadn't spent a significant part of your life in the Uk.

I share a bed with a Brit...

admon Apr 11th 2008 8:10 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195460)
With all your written language manerisms, I would find it very surprising if you hadn't spent a significant part of your life in the Uk.

I mean what lebanese guy says 'Let it off your chest then,love...'

admon Apr 11th 2008 8:11 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195467)
I share a bed with a Brit...

Ekland?
Spears?

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 8:11 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195469)
I mean what lebanese guy says 'Let it off your chest then,love...'

Aye...That put you off-balance, eh???

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 8:12 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195470)
Ekland?
Spears?

she's a minor celebrity...

admon Apr 11th 2008 8:12 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195473)
Aye...That put you off-balance, eh???

Yeah especially from a bloke to a bloke.....

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 8:13 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195480)
Yeah especially from a bloke to a bloke.....

Hah!!!

BangleMan Apr 11th 2008 8:15 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195367)
You're getting warmer...

Dudley ??

admon Apr 11th 2008 8:15 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6195484)
Hah!!!

Now that has done you in the eye.
In fact I would say both eyes... twice.

CeeBee Apr 11th 2008 8:16 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 6195489)
Dudley ??

You mean....Dudlooooy!

Confucius Apr 11th 2008 8:16 pm

Re: Is everything the world's best in Dubai?
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 6195490)
Now that has done you in the eye.
In fact I would say both eyes... twice.

It's not my fault that in many instances you were writing like a woman...


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