Go Back  British Expats > Living & Moving Abroad > Middle East > The Sand Pit
Reload this Page >

Eva's last chance saloon....

Eva's last chance saloon....

Old Jan 29th 2012, 9:50 pm
  #1  
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
 
shakh your bootie's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Location: By the old canal...
Posts: 7,715
shakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond reputeshakh your bootie has a reputation beyond repute
Default Eva's last chance saloon....

To find her last chance of true love....

In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:

him: your name, sir?

me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.

him: sex?

me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.

him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?

me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....

him: Is that not hostile?

me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....

him: oh, dear.....

me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......

Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........

Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
shakh your bootie is offline  
Old Jan 30th 2012, 2:37 am
  #2  
Lost in BE Cyberspace
 
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 13,553
The Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Eva's last chance saloon....

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
To find her last chance of true love....

In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:

him: your name, sir?

me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.

him: sex?

me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.

him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?

me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....

him: Is that not hostile?

me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....

him: oh, dear.....

me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......

Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........

Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
Man searches for woman almost exactly nine months after last contact...... oh dear........
The Dean is offline  
Old Feb 3rd 2012, 10:43 pm
  #3  
Eva
Lost in BE Cyberspace
 
Eva's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 7,646
Eva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond reputeEva has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Eva's last chance saloon....

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
To find her last chance of true love....

In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:

him: your name, sir?

me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.

him: sex?

me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.

him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?

me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....

him: Is that not hostile?

me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....

him: oh, dear.....

me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......

Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........

Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
WELL, well, I confess I've been dumped before but never for a Lebanese Mop Salesman- oh the shame.OIVEH!
For sure,my swagger needs rEVAmped( see what I did there?)

Anyway my beloved Professor of thrust and grease,missed you-whereyoubin?
Laden () with papers and pupils no doubt?Wherever the odyssey took you, I hope you had the best of times and
as the other Confi said'Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart '.
And as the lesser Ms Adkins(15kgs at least) ...(Adkins/Atkins what's a ton between friends and pancakes for breakfast ) meliflously inquires:



Last edited by Eva; Feb 3rd 2012 at 10:47 pm.
Eva is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.