Eva's last chance saloon....
Jan 29th 2012, 8:50 pm
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Eva's last chance saloon....
To find her last chance of true love....
In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:
him: your name, sir?
me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.
him: sex?
me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.
him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?
me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....
him: Is that not hostile?
me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....
him: oh, dear.....
me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......
Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........
Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:
him: your name, sir?
me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.
him: sex?
me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.
him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?
me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....
him: Is that not hostile?
me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....
him: oh, dear.....
me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......
Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........
Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
Jan 30th 2012, 1:37 am
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Posts: 13,553
Re: Eva's last chance saloon....
To find her last chance of true love....
In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:
him: your name, sir?
me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.
him: sex?
me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.
him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?
me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....
him: Is that not hostile?
me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....
him: oh, dear.....
me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......
Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........
Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:
him: your name, sir?
me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.
him: sex?
me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.
him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?
me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....
him: Is that not hostile?
me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....
him: oh, dear.....
me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......
Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........
Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
Feb 3rd 2012, 9:43 pm
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Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 7,646
Re: Eva's last chance saloon....
To find her last chance of true love....
In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:
him: your name, sir?
me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.
him: sex?
me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.
him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?
me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....
him: Is that not hostile?
me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....
him: oh, dear.....
me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......
Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........
Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
In the meantime - a dialogue i had recently at us immigration:
him: your name, sir?
me: shakh ya bootie ibn al-mu-zhib-khabbir.
him: sex?
me: ah, yes. Maybe two, three times kullee week.
him: no,no - i mean, Male, or Feeemale?
me: Ah yes. Male, female. Camel. Donkey. If not available, maybe chicken....
him: Is that not hostile?
me: hostile? Yes Horse-style, doggystyle - wallah - any-style is ok for me....
him: oh, dear.....
me: Deer? Wallah-azeem - laah!!! These deer they do run too fast.......
Eva, Eva - what has become of you? Or all my other one-time loves around here.........
Fuggit. Know what? Confi was only ever my true compadre........
For sure,my swagger needs rEVAmped( see what I did there?)
Anyway my beloved Professor of thrust and grease,missed you-whereyoubin?
Laden (
) with papers and pupils no doubt?Wherever the odyssey took you, I hope you had the best of times and as the other Confi said'Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart '.
And as the lesser Ms Adkins(15kgs at least) ...(Adkins/Atkins what's a ton between friends and pancakes for breakfast ) meliflously inquires:
Last edited by Eva; Feb 3rd 2012 at 9:47 pm.
