England's Great Traditions
 

In keeping with England's finest traditions, Shepperton Studios are now hard at work on "Carry on Dribbling."

The wonders of the digital world will allow actors of old to appear, as if in their heyday.

Initial casting:

Fabio Capello - Harry H Corbett
Wayne Rooney - Charlie Drake
Robert Green - Bernard Bresslaw
David Beckham - Jim Dale
Victoria Beckham - Fenella Fielding
Referee - Leonard Sachs

Re: England's Great Traditions
 

Didn't you know that Wayne Rooney is Shrek reincarnated? Its what all City fans call him...along with Baconface for Sir Alec and the Chuckle Brothers for Gary and Phil Neville, although only onebrother is still with the Rags these days.