Egyptian Army claims Cancer and AIDS cure
No this is not a PanArabia Enquirer story.
CNN) -- Egypt's army claims it has invented a cure for AIDS and hepatitis C, prompting an outcry from the medical community, which blasted the declaration as a "scientific scandal." "I defeated AIDS with the grace of my God at the rate of 100% . And I defeated hepatitis C," said Maj. Gen. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti, head of the Cancer Treatment and Screening center. The so-called "Complete Cure Device" draws blood from a patient, breaks down the disease and returns the purified blood back to the body, according to Dr. Ihsan Hanfy Hussein, a member of Abdel-Atti's research team. She said it cures the ailments in as little as 16 hours. "I will take the AIDS from the patient and I will nourish the patient on the AIDS treatment. I will give it to him like a skewer of Kofta to nourish him," Abdel-Atti said, referring to a dish made of ground meat. "I will take it away from him as a disease and give it back to him in the form of a cure," he said. "This is the greatest form of scientific breakthrough." He paid tribute to the military chief and unofficial presidential hopeful, Field Marshal Abdel Fattah El-Sisi, who attended the unveiling of the "miracle" device registered under the armed forces and approved by the country's Ministry of Health. To be fair the above pronouncement has met with condemnation from other Scientific quarters in Egypt. |
Re: Egyptian Army claims Cancer and AIDS cure
A short film aired during the presentation showed the engineering team's leader Maj. Gen. Ibrahim Abdel-Atti telling a patient: "All the results are great, showing you had AIDS but you were cured. Thank God." The patient replies: "Thank God." |
Re: Egyptian Army claims Cancer and AIDS cure
Ah, cure by kofta.
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Re: Egyptian Army claims Cancer and AIDS cure
Bit of a shame that AIDS patient who has just been given the all clear will now go off and infect a few more.
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