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Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Q. Two Dundonians jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society. Q. What does a Dundee girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old Dundee girl? A. Granny. Q. Why did the Dundee girl cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a Dundee girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. What's the first question during a Dundee quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Two Dundee kids in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman. Q. What's the difference between a Dundee boy and an Dundee girl? A. A Dundee girl has a higher sperm count. Q. What's the most confusing day in Dundee ? A. Fathers day |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
well...that was fun
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by MataHari
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well...that was fun
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991474)
It wasnt meant to be funny, if you have ever been to dundee (which i seriously doubt), you will know that the above are actually reflections of Dundeh women.
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6991483)
it was the word 'jokes' in the thread title that confused me...
not all jokes are meant to be funny though..... I would tell more, but id get banned and be accused of being a racist... |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991502)
Fair point!
not all jokes are meant to be funny though..... I would tell more, but id get banned and be accused of being a racist... |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6991517)
how can a ginger be racist...you of all people must know what it is like to be discriminated against...
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
admin,
please ban MH for this racist slur. I am deeply offended. Its auburn sunset, not ginger My lawyers will be in touch |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991523)
admin,
please ban MH for this racist slur. I am deeply offended. Its auburn sunset, not ginger My lawyers will be in touch |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Do the above jokes hold true of the students at university in Dundee? :)
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by snowbunny
(Post 6991549)
Do the above jokes hold true of the students at university in Dundee? :)
why you ask? |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by MataHari
(Post 6991517)
how can a ginger be racist...you of all people must know what it is like to be discriminated against...
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991561)
even more so for Abertay students..
why you ask? |
Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by snowbunny
(Post 6991571)
I have friends who went there. A couple of them are helping out the financially strapped Dundee football team.
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Re: Dundee, Scottish Scousers....a few jokes about the City of Discovery...
Originally Posted by commander
(Post 6991572)
by eating thier pies?
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