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Boomhauer Jul 22nd 2013 1:22 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 

Originally Posted by shiva (Post 10812182)
http://cdn.meme.li/instances/300x300/31262712.jpg

and all other news will cease to exist

Just amazing the epic fuss being made of this; quite surreal.

Autonomy Jul 22nd 2013 2:20 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
Nicely done The Guardian...

(and yes this is real)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPw88rXCEAAd3rK.jpg:large

The Dean Jul 22nd 2013 3:11 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
STOP PRESS:

The obligatory 'Consultant Gynaecologist' that Sky News have wheeled out just said the word 'vaginal' live on Sky News.............. this is what we want.......

The Dean Jul 22nd 2013 3:58 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
Brilliant............ Simon McCoy of the BBC puts it all into perspective..........


Poshy Jul 22nd 2013 4:09 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
I despise Kay Burley...

Hoping for a safe arrival :fingerscrossed:



..as you were....

The Dean Jul 22nd 2013 4:15 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
LabourWatch: live update of Kate's labour timing...........

She has just gone ten minutes past Australia's first innings........... :huh:

Millhouse Jul 22nd 2013 6:44 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
I will only be interested when the BBC roll out Lord Robert Winston.

He is the only consultant gynecologist / midwife/ fertility expert that I can respect (he brought me into this world - although he was just Dr. Robert Winston at the time).

Bahtatboy Jul 22nd 2013 6:57 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 10813315)
I will only be interested when the BBC roll out Lord Robert Winston.

He is the only consultant gynecologist / midwife/ fertility expert that I can respect (he brought me into this world - although he was just Dr. Robert Winston at the time).

Keyhole surgery?

Millhouse Jul 22nd 2013 7:23 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10813340)
Keyhole surgery?

nah, the expected complications didn't arise and I shot out of Mother Millhouse like a Thai bar girl firing a ping pong ball. :thumbsup:

shiva Jul 22nd 2013 7:32 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 

Originally Posted by Poshy (Post 10813031)
I despise Kay Burley...

Hoping for a safe arrival :fingerscrossed:



..as you were....

I wish terrible things on Kay burley and her mad swings between false jubilation and fear mongering
She is a prime candidate to be first against the wall when I start my revolution

Millhouse Jul 22nd 2013 7:35 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
It's a boy.

I can go to sleep now and rest easy. Bit disappointed that they didn't go with the name Earl - King Earl is apparently what she screamed during the birth.

Kix Jul 22nd 2013 7:53 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
So the Royal baby has arrives, and he came into the world just like his grandmother went out.

Speeding through a tunnel, shooting forward, covered in blood with the paparazzi outside the windows

The Dean Jul 22nd 2013 8:39 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 

Originally Posted by Kix (Post 10813466)
So the Royal baby has arrives, and he came into the world just like his grandmother went out.

Speeding through a tunnel, shooting forward, covered in blood with the paparazzi outside the windows

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

lady woo Jul 22nd 2013 10:01 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 

Originally Posted by Kix (Post 10812206)
yep, another sponger on us taxpayers is about to be born...

General US impression with the Royal British financial system is that the Monarch is an image which holds its' own wealth like what "fort knox" used to be... something on that level.

British citizens spoil the blue bloods? Your taxes support the Queen?
It seems so illegal... They are spoiled directly on your back and they are proud of it? They seriously collect everyday? :rofl: That would never fly here.
On this side of the pond, anyone in power is an incumbent (a high end slave, if you will whose income is part transparent and part creative) and has an obligation to serve those who voted their position. I guess it's that western badass mentality.

But no way is money willingly cushioning anyone in power around here. If they dare, heads spin to bananaville, sans zipcode.
If a politician has an expensive toilet on taxpayers dollars, a picture is more of a risk that driving drunk with the illegitimate child and a shovel in the trunk. I kid you not.

MacScot Jul 22nd 2013 10:25 am

Re: Duchess is in Labour
 
Master of Strathearn has arrived...


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