Demented Kitten

I am sure many of you UAE people have visited Dubai Mall, have you ever used the soap dispensers in the gents or the ladies?

Does anything come to mind when you use them?

The Dean

Ah..............

......... you mean the way they don't actually 'dispense'?

They more sort of............ 'ejaculate'?

Demented Kitten

Exactly.

I think it is a deliberate design by some bored engineer.

Hello.Kitty

lol - I think they're actually quite snazzy!

Demented Kitten

Well it is something different, thats for sure.

The Dean

You need to be an expert at having someone ejaculate into your hand to be able to prevent it splashing all over the place...........

Hello.Kitty

well, you see, they've got around that with these dispensers, cos they produce *foam* and not the usual liquid soap that could easily splurge out of control and create more work for the cleaners... now that's an engineer with experience and latteral thinking!

Demented Kitten

Well the designer must be kinky.

Demented Kitten

Well its not exactly foam 100%. 40% foam and 60% thick liquid.

Hello.Kitty

it must be thick liquid especially for you... it's always just been foam for me.

The Dean

I think the dispensers have all had vasectomies........... the difference in ejaculations is quite noticeable..........

Demented Kitten

Ahhh, I think may have the foam in the ladies to stop them getting excited.

Hello.Kitty

almost certainly the case... although that would imply that it's fine for the blokes to get excited by ejaculating soap dispensers!

"ooo, you were in the loo for a while dear!" - [cough - manly voice] "er, yes... shall I treat you to some new sexy undies?"

Actually... a cunning ploy!

Demented Kitten

Nah, the blokes just get confused and gets them thinking.