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Old Mar 10th 2009, 6:58 pm
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I am sure many of you UAE people have visited Dubai Mall, have you ever used the soap dispensers in the gents or the ladies?

Does anything come to mind when you use them?
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I am sure many of you UAE people have visited Dubai Mall, have you ever used the soap dispensers in the gents or the ladies?

Does anything come to mind when you use them?
Ah..............

......... you mean the way they don't actually 'dispense'?

They more sort of............ 'ejaculate'?
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Ah..............

......... you mean the way they don't actually 'dispense'?

They more sort of............ 'ejaculate'?
Exactly.

I think it is a deliberate design by some bored engineer.
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Exactly.

I think it is a deliberate design by some bored engineer.
lol - I think they're actually quite snazzy!
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lol - I think they're actually quite snazzy!
Well it is something different, thats for sure.
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Well it is something different, thats for sure.
You need to be an expert at having someone ejaculate into your hand to be able to prevent it splashing all over the place...........
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You need to be an expert at having someone ejaculate into your hand to be able to prevent it splashing all over the place...........
well, you see, they've got around that with these dispensers, cos they produce *foam* and not the usual liquid soap that could easily splurge out of control and create more work for the cleaners... now that's an engineer with experience and latteral thinking!
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You need to be an expert at having someone ejaculate into your hand to be able to prevent it splashing all over the place...........
Well the designer must be kinky.
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well, you see, they've got around that with these dispensers, cos they produce *foam* and not the usual liquid soap that could easily splurge out of control and create more work for the cleaners... now that's an engineer with experience and latteral thinking!
Well its not exactly foam 100%. 40% foam and 60% thick liquid.
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Well its not exactly foam 100%. 40% foam and 60% thick liquid.
it must be thick liquid especially for you... it's always just been foam for me.
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it must be thick liquid especially for you... it's always just been foam for me.
I think the dispensers have all had vasectomies........... the difference in ejaculations is quite noticeable..........
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it must be thick liquid especially for you... it's always just been foam for me.
Ahhh, I think may have the foam in the ladies to stop them getting excited.
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Ahhh, I think may have the foam in the ladies to stop them getting excited.
almost certainly the case... although that would imply that it's fine for the blokes to get excited by ejaculating soap dispensers!

"ooo, you were in the loo for a while dear!" - [cough - manly voice] "er, yes... shall I treat you to some new sexy undies?"

Actually... a cunning ploy!
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almost certainly the case... although that would imply that it's fine for the blokes to get excited by ejaculating soap dispensers!

"ooo, you were in the loo for a while dear!" - [cough - manly voice] "er, yes... shall I treat you to some new sexy undies?"

Actually... a cunning ploy!
Nah, the blokes just get confused and gets them thinking.
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