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Drunk man ‘set fire to peanuts and tried to have sex with ambulance’

Old Feb 16th 2013, 10:53 am
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Default Drunk man ‘set fire to peanuts and tried to have sex with ambulance’

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Old Feb 16th 2013, 11:50 am
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Must be that new craze, huffing peanuts. Gets you out of this world it appears.
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Old Feb 17th 2013, 5:34 am
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What deep seated hatred of nuts and love of cars was brought out by the drink one can only imagine...

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Old Feb 17th 2013, 6:11 am
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I am appalled that the victim, in this case the poor ambulance, only got 60 quid!!! Imagine what shape its grill must be in now!! well, dont answer that...
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