Dress code for Xmas bash...
Nov 21st 2007, 5:48 pm
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Nov 21st 2007, 6:47 pm
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Re: Dress code for Xmas bash...
a) I hate the taste of beer...and I find women drinking beer very unattractive...even more so when they are heavily pregnant...lol
b) I don't even know what that means...
Nov 21st 2007, 7:01 pm
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Re: Dress code for Xmas bash...
[QUOTE=MataHari;5586887]and I find women drinking beer very unattractive...even more so when they are heavily pregnant...lol
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When my exw was preggers for the first time, we lived off the Cromwell Rd in Kensington. On the walk to the supermarket, there was a smarmy Moroccan cafe owner, thin as a rake with hair slicked back into one of those whispy quarter-inch diameter pony tails, drainpipe jeans and fake crocodile boots. And I used to kind of notice him checking out exw every time we walked past...
Anyhow, one day I came back from college and exw tells me that she'd been to the supermarket and smarmy dude had tried to chat her up - the exchange goes something like....
"Hey baby, I have seen you walk this road and I am think on myself I am like you so much. You want come wiz me for dinner?"
Exw is so overcome with disbelief that she starts laughing and says "Are you blind? Look, I'm seven months pregnant"
Smarmy guy says "Ah yes, and it is make you even more beautiful..."
At which point exw rolls her eyes to the heavens & walks off...
But I mean, REALLY, does that happen? I know there's no end to human perversion, but could a guy really sleep with a woman heavily pregnant with another guy's child????
Sorry, the thing about unattractive pregnant women made me think of it...
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When my exw was preggers for the first time, we lived off the Cromwell Rd in Kensington. On the walk to the supermarket, there was a smarmy Moroccan cafe owner, thin as a rake with hair slicked back into one of those whispy quarter-inch diameter pony tails, drainpipe jeans and fake crocodile boots. And I used to kind of notice him checking out exw every time we walked past...
Anyhow, one day I came back from college and exw tells me that she'd been to the supermarket and smarmy dude had tried to chat her up - the exchange goes something like....
"Hey baby, I have seen you walk this road and I am think on myself I am like you so much. You want come wiz me for dinner?"
Exw is so overcome with disbelief that she starts laughing and says "Are you blind? Look, I'm seven months pregnant"
Smarmy guy says "Ah yes, and it is make you even more beautiful..."
At which point exw rolls her eyes to the heavens & walks off...
But I mean, REALLY, does that happen? I know there's no end to human perversion, but could a guy really sleep with a woman heavily pregnant with another guy's child????
Sorry, the thing about unattractive pregnant women made me think of it...
