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ctfc Jul 25th 2014 3:21 pm

Dream come true
 
I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 40, we drank and chatted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mum, are you still awake?"

NorthernLad Jul 25th 2014 3:57 pm

Re: Dream come true
 

Originally Posted by ctfc (Post 11347739)
I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 40, we drank and chatted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mum, are you still awake?"

Was this in Hull?

weasel decentral Jul 26th 2014 6:53 am

Re: Dream come true
 
I laughed ..though mostly in horror.:lol:

Irishbeekeeper Jul 26th 2014 9:48 am

Re: Dream come true
 
ha! well......


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