mentalist

I received this from a work colleague, who is a close relative of a Damac Properties employee who sent it to her. Do with it as you will...and please don't ask me what shower caps are.

"Hi everyone- just a precautionary msg. 3 or 4 Guys may visit your home claiming they are from DEWA, to install shower caps, to save water!

Alternatively, they may claim they are from Eskom to change light bulbs for free! They have been spotted in several areas.

Pls do not let them into your homes. They are Robbers robbing people at gun-point.

Pls fwd to all your contacts, you may save a life."

weasel decentral

I clubbed a girl guide at my door with a rolling pin earlier, charity cookies my ass

Bahtatboy

Yeah, I was going to chin the DVD lady the other night, but she wasn't exactly offering anything for free. So I let her in and she filched me something rotten. As far as I could see hadn't had a cap fitted.

flares

you were going to chin Chin?

britexpat76

A young woman knocked at the door tonight touting for sperm donors, I gave her a right mouthful.

Alexa

Same thing is making the rounds in Qatar.

auzdafluff