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shakh your bootie Mar 1st 2010 9:21 pm

Dogging in Dubai...
 
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

My question be - anyone dogging in Dubai?
{and if not why not.....}

lionheart Mar 2nd 2010 3:24 am

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 8385299)
My question be - anyone dogging in Dubai? {and if not why not.....}

English translation please. No idea what you are talking about.:confused:

Roadking Mar 2nd 2010 4:05 am

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 8385299)
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

My question be - anyone dogging in Dubai?
{and if not why not.....}

Nope, read what happens when you do it on a beach!

seven seas Mar 2nd 2010 12:47 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 
That's a retarded idea.

Euc- Mar 2nd 2010 6:28 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 
I have a whole different idea about the term "dogging", or it might just be me..

Hello.Kitty Mar 2nd 2010 6:42 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 8387801)
I have a whole different idea about the term "dogging", or it might just be me..

maybe, maybe not. It still doesn't seem to make sense. Urban Dictionary saves the day... again

"In Scotland, the act of playing truant"? Orly? :blink:

Victor Meldrew Mar 2nd 2010 8:55 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 8385299)

My question be - anyone dogging in Dubai?
{and if not why not.....}

I doubt it.

Presumably because they don't want to get caught, banged up in jail, lose their job, then deported with a hefty lawyers bill.

... and of course because they are a bit more classy than the chavs in UK (?)

shakh your bootie Mar 2nd 2010 9:13 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 
I'm somewhat intrigued by this social phenomenum.

There are web-organized events:

http://www.dogging-365.co.uk/

I mean.... why???????

Hello.Kitty Mar 2nd 2010 9:30 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 8388263)
I'm somewhat intrigued by this social phenomenum.

There are web-organized events:

http://www.dogging-365.co.uk/

I mean.... why???????

OMG!!!

That site is soooo NFW! It's so not for daylight hours... not for watching at any point.

Gosh... eurgh... :huh:

shakh your bootie Mar 2nd 2010 9:34 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by Hello.Kitty (Post 8388318)
OMG!!!

That site is soooo NFW! It's so not for daylight hours... not for watching at any point.

Gosh... eurgh... :huh:

Meet me in Wasl Spinneys Car park. I'll be the guy wearing nothing but a horny smile with rolling eyes....

I'm there now. Don't keep me waiting.

Victor Meldrew Mar 2nd 2010 9:36 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 8388263)
I'm somewhat intrigued by this social phenomenum.


I mean.... why???????

Intrigued is one word for it. Speechless, Gob smacked, disgusted, ashamed (for fellow countrymen/women involved in it).

Why? because they have no morals? because a certain section of UK society has sunk to these levels?

shakh your bootie Mar 2nd 2010 9:40 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by Victor Meldrew (Post 8388330)
Intrigued is one word for it. Speechless, Gob smacked, disgusted, ashamed (for fellow countrymen/women involved in it).

Why? because they have no morals? because a certain section of UK society has sunk to these levels?

Adds a whole new meaning to naked ape, huh?

shakh your bootie Mar 2nd 2010 11:44 pm

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 8388343)
Adds a whole new meaning to naked ape, huh?

Don't know if this works behind the etissalat firewall, but:

http://www.doging.net/dogging-uncovered.html

According to Wikipedia, this great British Invention has been around since 2003:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogging_(sexual_slang)

Reminds me of something good old Jack Kerouac said:

“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk- real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.”

shakh your bootie Mar 3rd 2010 12:05 am

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 
Hmm. And if you were an ugly fat bird, would you:

http://www.rachelreveals.co.uk/



I do believe I may be getting to be a conservative old holier-than-thou..... I find this worrying.

slapphead_otool Mar 3rd 2010 12:21 am

Re: Dogging in Dubai...
 
I used to have a black lab at one time. Great dog, and better company than my wife.

Does that count?


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