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Old Jan 10th 2009, 7:07 am
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Originally Posted by Karlos The Jackal
Until I was in my mid twenties the only thing I used condoms for was blowing up over my head!

Wonder if I can still do that?

Lube................an excellent word!
Well...I really doubt if you use them at all...Breaking news and all that...
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Originally Posted by Spugsy
used to when I was a young lad for sure,

over here if you get them, say from the supermarket or whatever, there's LOADS of different ones, much more than back home, along with gel's and lube and stuff - that did surprise me about this country.
Lube ? And I thought you were just sweating at football last week....gulp !
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Originally Posted by Confucius
That's also another point...They should also start selling dildos and vibrators and blowup dolls...
Can you imagine the bag packer trying to get them in the bag at Carrefour....lol
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Originally Posted by Confucius
Well...I really doubt if you use them at all...Breaking news and all that...
It is like going to bed with your wellies on !
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Can you imagine the bag packer trying to get them in the bag at Carrefour....lol
I can imagine them handling the dildo...
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Originally Posted by Karlos The Jackal
It is like going to bed with your wellies on !
Wow...You're a foot long???
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Wow...You're a foot long???
No small feet, size 2 !
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Originally Posted by Karlos The Jackal
No small feet, size 2 !
And two left feet probably...
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As someone who has never bought one - and never even worn one - I have no idea about this............

What do you actually ask for? And do they come in different sizes (serious question)?

Yours truly,

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Default Re: Do you get nervous while buying condoms???

Originally Posted by The Dean
As someone who has never bought one - and never even worn one - I have no idea about this............

What do you actually ask for? And do they come in different sizes (serious question)?

Yours truly,

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abstinence then TD
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Default Re: Do you get nervous while buying condoms???

Originally Posted by The Dean
As someone who has never bought one - and never even worn one - I have no idea about this............

What do you actually ask for? And do they come in different sizes (serious question)?

Yours truly,

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what what?? how come you've never used one?
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what what?? how come you've never used one?
He's a virgin...
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The Golden Girls were embarrassed buying condoms !

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Default Re: Do you get nervous while buying condoms???

Originally Posted by Spugsy
what what?? how come you've never used one?
Never been in a situation where one was needed..........

I don't have any communicable diseases, and I don't have sex with anyone else who does either...........

.......... and the pregnancy risk thing disappeared shortly after my son was born when I had a vasectomy.......... and for about a week after that I was able to do a passable imitation of King Dong........... I'll post the pix if you like?
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[QUOTE=The Dean;7148814]Never been in a situation where one was needed..........

I don't have any communicable diseases, and I don't have sex with anyone else who does either...........

....... How do you know that for sure..........
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