Spugsy

there's nothing as good in the entire world as a nice firm pair of natural knockers.

commander

cant disagree, as long as she looks equally good in a thong..

Alexa

And there you have the answer MH.....it is all down to arse and boob size/percentage...and of course the willingness to put those to use....very frequently.....

MataHari

that's me out then...oh well

AnotherWorld

Are you frigid?

Optimus Prime

Consistent in what? Trying to ruin my fun. You needn't have bothered I had a wife doing that at the time.

Optimus Prime

Bet you wish you had as much balls at home with the little lady as you do behind a computer.

BangleMan

you should know better than some....., seeing as you have had a series of big tits as centre half's at the Toon !

Spugsy

great response, you're my hero.

Optimus Prime

Really? I just think you're a twat.

Big Kevin

Not everything, a pleasant face can also an advantage, although there is the old adage that one needn't necessarily inspect the mantelpiece whilst poking the fire.

Also, and apologies for self indulgency here, but nice legs are also very attractive. They're not everything of course, but they may go a long way towards it.

Spugsy

Just do us all a favour you cat bummer and go back to whatever dark part of this forum you came from, you and your little mates can talk about reverse racism and period knickers and leave us in peace.

Alexa

Well then I shall correct myself...it is not only the boob / arse percentage, but apparently legs and face come into the equation too...

so girls.....as long as you look like a barbie doll...god's gift to women will be happy....or so it seems !

Optimus Prime

Not wanting confrontation again huh? This must be a regular home from home for you.



BTW "Cat bummer"??? Are you 11 years old?

al dente

Aren't you just a delight?